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OCTOBER
October was pretty much dedicated to watching the Phillies make a another run for the title, a run that ended just short of the goal. But man we had fun on the trip. That included my rap above and the Back to Back rap here. And then of course there was the LA writer I skewered after he dissed Phils fans after Game 4. And the Phils fan who made the near fatal mistake of celebrating on top of a moving cab.
NOVEMBER
This actually occurred on October 31st, but in November, we voted for the winner in the Battle of the JGTs.
Sam, who occasionally plays quizzo while he’s shooting darts at the Bards and O’Neals, wins $1 million on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Visited Gettysburg for the first time ever and had a blast. Also learned about Dan Sickles, who nearly single-handedly lost the Battle of Gettysburg for the Union.
DECEMBER
I bought a bunch of old Philly postcards, and did research on the old buildings on them. We learned some really cool stuff here, like the architect who died broke after designing the Divine Lorraine, the Super Sweet Sixteen party held at the Bellevue in 1926, and of course the House of Orphans of Oddfellows.
The Allen Iverson Haiku Contest.
Honest Gabe’s Suicide Prevention Hotline (NSFW).
Controversy erupts in comments section over the way Steak Em Up is comprised.
JULY
An interview with a NASA expert about the Challenger. (Featuring me and Chip)
I honor the late Michael Jackson with a “Name that Jackson album” round.
Chip and Johnny go to Chuck E. Cheese.
AUGUST
The “Did they die of syphilis or TB” round.
SEPTEMBER
We launch Donovansfault.com.
APRIL
JGT leaves Phillies game with Phils losing 10-3; team comes back to win 11-10.
I head to Puerto Rico for a week vacation and meet a couple from Philly who moved to the middle of nowhere.
MAY
JGT looks fat when he gets interviewed by former Miss Pennsylvania.
First ever quiz at Ugly American won by L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics.
JUNE
JGT writes his final column for the Metro. Fittingly, it is about a sketchy strip club in Atlanta.
JANUARY
Hurtin Bombs record perfect score at Bards.
Couple gets engaged via quizzo answers.
FEBRUARY
Trivia Art runs into Johnny Goodtimes playing a guitar in Dublin.
Travel Channel comes to quizzo; crowd yells at Samantha Brown.
I post an instant classic: 10 best scenes of all time from The Wire.
MARCH
Quizzo Bowl V, The Malice at the Palace.
Watering Holes win best outfit at Quizzo Bowl.
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