Uh, What?

This from CNN.com: Along Canal Street, the city’s main thoroughfare, police allowed people to take shoes out of stores as long as the shoes fit. What??? They can only steal the shoes if they fit? Who’s enforcing htis rule?Officer: “Freeze looter! I’m not so sure those shoes fit. Ha! Just as I suspected! Too narrow around the ankles. You go right back inside there and you don’t come out until you find a wider pair of shoes!” BTW, we raised $65 last night in the quizzo for the cause campaign. I will soliciting donations for the Red Cross again tonight.

Farrakhan tries to Out-Ignorance Robertson!

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In a stunning maneuver, Louis Farrakhan decided to take the title of “Stupidest and most ignorant minister going” from Pat Robertson, something that only last week seemed humanly impossible. Farrakhan said that the hurricane in New Orleans was God’s way at getting back at us for attacking Iraq. Uh, Louis, don’t you thing that if God wanted to get back at us for attacking Iraq, he would have pegged Washington, not New Orleans? Yeah, I’m sure God was up there thinking, “Oh, so you’re gonna attack Iraq, huh? Well watch as I destroy Deuce McCallister’s hometown! That’ll teach ya!” Some people say that this hurricane is a sign of the apocalypse. I say that Louis Farrakhan sounding like Jerry Falwell is a sign of the apocalypse.

Also, am I the only one who notices all of these Southern politicians seem to be tripping over themselves to be on CNN, but that nobody seems to be taking a leadership role? You can’t go five minutes without hearing from another governor or Senator from down there. Don’t they have better things to do right now than chat with CNN for an hour at a time?

Finally, in regard to the looters. The food and water, I completely understand. The clothes, though wrong, at least makes sense. But I’ve seen some idiots come out of stores with televisions! What in the hell are you gonna do with a television? You are not going to have electricity for months. Where are you going to store your new 32″ TV until then, the roof? I mean, if you’re stealing a TV, I really hope you’re also stealing a generator.

Major Quizzo development, AI story forthcoming

Hye guys, kind of slacked on the site today. Had a private gig and then was captivated by news from NO. But on tommorrow and Friday, I’ll be back at it. As some of you know, I played against AI in high school. I had a buddy that played in the same league email me out of the blue the other day. I asked him if he could provide his recollection of the day I covered AI. He obliged. I’ll have that posted on Friday. Also, history was made on Tuesday night at the Bards. More on that soon.

Quizzo for the Cause

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Hey gang, I’m gonna be charging a buck to play quizzo for the rest of this week, and probably next week as well. 100% of the proceeds will be going to the American Red Cross to aid with the epic disaster in New Orleans. We were able to raise $250 for Africa in July, and I hope we can raise even more this time. By the way, I’ve been meaning to post the letter I received from Action Against Hunger after we donated that money. If you would like to read the letter I received thanking us for our donation, read below.

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“Screw New Orleans” says Fox

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I was watching FOXNews last night to see the coverage of Katrina. There were several guys at a table, talking about how the rest of the country shouldn’t be responsible for something that happens in the south. “This is the price they pay for living in paradise. Why should a person who shovels their driveway all winter have to take care of person who took a chance by living in a place that they know has hurricanes?” The argument was that our tax dollars shouldn’t be used to bail out New Orleans. What??? Should we just use 100% of our tax dollars for killing people and none for helping people? War good…Helping Fellow Man bad. Is this really how conservatives think, or was this just an aberration? That wasn’t even the most ridiculous thing I saw on the news last night. On MSNBC, they had one of their shows “Coming to you live from Aruba, where there have been some major developments in the Natalee Holloway case.” Are you serious? What are you guys gonna do next? “Bummer about that hurricane, but we’re coming to you live from Havana, where there have been some major developments in the Elian Gonzalez case.” Meanwhile the storm gives us ample opportunity to revisit an old debate, as some scientists think that global warming had something to do with Katrina’s intensity. Here’s an interesting piece in attytood about the federal government cutting funds in hurricane budgets, at least partially to ensure their tax cuts. Looking to help? Here’s where you can send money and volunteer your time.

The Final Scores!

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Alright, guys, here’s the final wrap up. If any of you have any pics from the event, please feel free to share them with me. I’d love to put some up on the website. Just email me at johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

1. Sofa Kingdom 137
2. Waverly St. Bloodhounds 132
3. 1022 129
4. Cracked Eggheads 124
5. The Champs 121

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6. Soggy Po’ Boys 120
T7. JGT All-Stars 117
T7. River of Rocks 117
T9. No D 115
T9. Rock and Roll McDonalds 115
T9. New Deck Liberation 115

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12. Missing Heads 112
13. Lance Armstrong 111
14. Guatanamo Bay Boys Choir 110
15. Dead F****** Last 100
16. Bourbon St. Breast Stroke 96
17. Wolfman’s Got Nards 92

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T18. Trust Us We Know 91
T18. Axis of Evil Knieval 91
20. My Dad has an Amazing Body 86
21. Ronald Reagan Ate My Baby 81
22. Special Ed Ed 79
23. Pat Robertson’s Venezuelan assassins 78
24. WTF 77
25. Team Giners 57
26. BG’s x 2 55

INCREDIBLE!!!!

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I don’t know how much fun you guys had last night, but if it was half as much as I did, then you had a pretty damn good time. The Lunchbox Cowgirls were a great opener, the Breakdancers were absolutely ELECTRIC, and the steel drum band was simply awesome. And let’d not kid ourselves. I rapped my ass off. The judging went a lot smoother than last time. The actual quizzo was barely longer than a regular quizzo, lasting about two hours. And most importantly, there was no bellydancing! Be sure to vote for your favorite part of the night on the poll over on the right side of the page.

The Sofa Kingdom proved to be Kings of Geekdom, as they knocked off 25 other teams for the grand prize of $300 cash. It was sweet justice for the Kingdom, who were the only team to earn the full ten points for the scavenger hunt before I announced that you could score eight points just for registering earlier. The Kingdom, who finished second at Quizzo Bowl I, held off the Waverly Street Bloodhounds, 137-132. 1022 finished third, with a score of 129. The Cracked Eggheads finished fourth with 124. The Champs, who were trying to dig out from an 8-10 point hole all night, finished an impressive fifth with a score of 121. I will have a list of everybody’s scores and many more photos on the site later in the day (I gotta take the props back first).

There were a number of surprises throughout the night, including my “impossible pants” and my sister rapping. But the biggest surprise, of course, was that a room filled with so many white people was able to clap in unison during the breakdancing segment.

Finally, I want to say thanks to everybody that came out last night. Over the past few years, we’ve developed a unique community, and I’m very thankful of the support you guys have given me. It meant a lot to me that so many of you represented on a Sunday night in August. I had an absolutely incredible time. I hope you did as well. I’m already getting excited about Quizzo Bowl II!

It’s On

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Will the breakdancers be good? Will your team be overnight sensations on the quizzo circuit? Will Johnny rap? Why won’t this nasty rash go away? There’s only one way to find the answer to these questions (and 48 more), and that is to attend an event unlike any other. The Johnny Goodtimes Beat the Champs Cowgirl Breakdance Steel Drum Spectacular at the World Cafe Live (3025 Walnut). Doors Open at 6 p.m.