1st Place-Where’s John’s Rum
2nd Place-Same Name as Last Week
3rd Place-Tooth, Wind and Fire
Quizzo Tonight
Start at Ugly American at 8 p.m. sharp, with L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics going for 6 straight. Then, on to the Bards at 10:15 p.m., where things get a little mellower during the summer, so your team should be able to get a table. In the meantime, be sure to vote for your least favorite Philly athlete. Oh, and have you heard about Philly’s very own cupcake truck? See ya tonight!
Happy Birthday Richard Roundtree
Can you dig it?
Bounty Bowl Tonight!
The hottest team in quizzo these days resides at our newest spot. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics, who were one question away from perfect a couple of weeks ago, have been dominating at Ugly American to the tune of 5 straight wins (and 7 out of the first 9 quizzes there.) So tonight, if another team can take the title away from the Diabetics, they will go home with not only $30 off their tab but an extra $20 in cash. Battle takes place at 8 p.m. sharp at Front and Federal. Hope to see ya there!
Happy Birthday Raffi
Mine has a new app. It’s called “delicious.” Raffi turns 61 today.
Latest Spot in the Pizza Hunt: Chuck E. Cheese
My little brother Steve, Chip Chantry, and I decided to hit up the Chuck E. Cheese located near Columbus Boulevard on Snyder last week to try their pie. How was the pizza? What kind of videogames did they have? Why shouldn’t men drink out of straws? Find out by watching the video. If you’d like to know more about Chuck E. Cheese, just watch this sweet commerical.
PREVIOUSLY IN THE PIZZA HUNT:
Homeslice in Northern Liberties.
Phils Win, 22-1
I was at that Phils game last night, and wow. I’ve watched hundreds of pro baseball games live, but I’ve never seen a team score 22 runs before. That was unreal. Up 10-0 in the first, I spent much of the evening just sort of lazily strolling the ballpark, which was great because I ran into Nate from the Kingdom and Greg from Savage Henry. I also pitched at the pitching machine, which malfunctioned and said that one of my pitches went 22 mph, which was really embarrassing because the people waiting in line didn’t know it malfunctioned, so they probably thought I was a pathetic weakling (and we all know that nothing could be further from the truth.) Also, while waiting in line, I saw a dude with a unicorn tattoo on his arm. And it wasn’t ironic. Wow. Anyways, here are some fun stats and Philly firsts from last night’s game.
Question of the Week
These membrane-enclosed organelles are described as “cellular power plants” because they generate most of the cell’s supply of adenosine triphosphate (ATP) thus giving cells their energy.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by MJ
O’NEALS
- Tooth Wind and Fire 94
- Jacko on his Backo 83
- I Love Oral Eams 82
- Dorksided 80
- Why is John’s Rum Gone 79
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 109
- Jessie Spano’s Caffeine Pills 85
- None of Us Have Work Tomorrow 84
- Oompa Loompas 70
- The Jackson 4 59
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 95
- 1022 93
- Barstool Racers 80
- We Played Better at Good Dog 74
- Susan’s Peters 56
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 110
- The Unusual Suspects 96
- Beaming Sharft and Dazzle 95
- 4th Estate 90
- Streets of San Fran 89
UGLY AMERICAN
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 104
- Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 93
- Philabusters 81
- Rollins’ Flacid Stick 76
- Team Chamber 70
BARDS
- Hurtin Bombs 109
- Sofa Kingdom 109
- Axis of Evil Knieval 104
- ‘Merica 93
- Welcome to Earff 88
Name That Jackson Album
Here’s the latest quiz for Comcast: I name the Michael Jackson song, you tell me what album it was on. Alright, well I’m on the Eastern Shore and getting ready to head back to the Illadelph. Had a great 4th of July weekend, by the by. Went out on the boat to one of the Barrier Islands and hung out on the beach all day. It was incredible. Heading back now. Gonna work on the latest pizza hunt video tonight and have it up tomorrow. Holla atcha soon.