The Scoreboard

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O’NEALS

  1. We Got Nothin’ 100
  2. Turkish Babies Can Fly 93
  3. Young Old and Restless 93
  4. Are You Calling My Friend Fat…Tuesday? 66
  5. 4 teams tied at 64

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfnktion 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 91
  3. Western Omelette 87
  4. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler 76
  5. I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me…66

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 104
  2. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 83
  3. This is Not a Bus 82
  4. Dripping Pus 73
  5. Puffy Shirts 72

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 116
  2. The Western Kingdom 96
  3. Fine Young Cannibals 95
  4. How’s My Sloppy Seconds 89
  5. Satan’s Minions 77

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 100
  2. Dork Sided 96
  3. Mitt Pulls Out Early 90
  4. The Lawn Wranglers 86
  5. Sadma 67

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 110
  2. Sofa Kingdom 110
  3. Call Me Mint Jelly Cause I’m On the Lamb 105
  4. Lamda Lamda Lamda 103
  5. You Can’t Really Dust For Vomit 101

The Donspiracist Returns With Fluoride: Poison Without Consent

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The Donspiracist had to take off a few months to move…probably to stay one step ahead of the government, which is obviously trying to silence him. The powers that be will certainly not be pleased with his latest, in which he examines why our drinking water is poisoned, not by terrorists, but by our government. -ed.

If I claimed that the government is trying to poison you by putting hazardous chemicals intentionally into our water supply, you’d inevitably tell me I’m nuts.

Before you read any further, go to your medicine cabinet and take out your toothpaste.

Turn it to the back and read it carefully, especially where it says Warnings.

I have a tube of Colgate and Sensodyne in my bathroom (So I have sensitive teeth. So what?), and both their warnings read about the same: If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control center right away.

Funny, I thought this was a product that is safe for the whole family to use. Imagine if a box of Chips Ahoy said something similar. Or a jar of Cheez Whiz. Or a boxed fruit drink. Or a bottle of vodka.

If you look further, you notice that under ingredients, sodium fluoride is listed as an active ingredient. In FDA speak, that means it’s a drug.

This is the same stuff that is put in our water, Philadelphia included. Of course, experts will assure us that it has been done for over forty years and that the concentration is miniscule, only 1 part per million (ppm). What they won’t tell you is how small the gap is between a therapeutic dose of fluoride and a toxic dose of fluoride: therapeutic is 1 ppm, and toxic is 4 ppm. Hmm….

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Around the Horn, Brought to You By Ken Romney

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  • Here I’ve been spending all this money on my teeth and not even making a dental vacation out of it! What was I thinking?
  • Wanna check out the venue for Quizzo Bowl IV? Tex Cobb is going to be honored during a great night of boxing at the Blue Horizon tomorrow night.
  • Another amazing wikipedia line, this one pointed out to me by Blind Squirrel Steve, comes from the wiki page of former Phillie catcher and current eccentric Darren Daulton: He recently claimed in a televised interview with ESPN that he has “skipped through time” and undergone “astral travel.”…He plans to go back in time and break Mitch Williams’ legs after the 4th game of the the 1993 World Series.
  • I wasn’t the only person to blast Wing Bowl (I don’t even think I blasted it. I just thought it was kind of boring.) This kid at Cornell got in some pretty wicked shots.

    Strip down the niceties, tear down the façade of political correctness, and you are left with Philadelphia at its most naked — unapologetically fat and perverted and disgusting for all to see. The bottom of the social barrel migrates to a small plot of land in South Philly to deliver a big “eff you” to the world. This holiday stands for debauchery, for broken bottles covered in vomit, for smoking in the non-smoking section, for savagely objectifying women without a shred of guilt, for donning an Eagles jersey and shot gunning beer after beer while the rest of America is tightening its tie and sipping its coffee.

Dispatch from the Wing Bowl

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Here’s my latest in the Metro. The hate mail has already started.

Sorry you were not intellectually stimulated at the Wingbowl. If you don’t like beer, wings and ‘wrists’ then why would you even attend?

You seem to think you are above everybody else in attendance, yet you claim you stayed up all night drinking like an ignorant frat boy…!?

By the way, the wing eating actually last 30 minutes, not 15 as you state. Get over yourself.

Hopefully there’s more to come. (Please feel free to leave me hate mail in the comments section below.)

Swap Shoppin’

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The guy over at That Blue Yak regularly listens to “Ron’s Swap Shop”, a radio show hosted by the self proclaimed “Sultan of Swap” Ron McNeil (right) on an AM station out in West Chester, and his descriptions of the show are hilarious. They have to get streaming radio on their website! I’m from a small town that has a swap shop show, and I once heard a guy call in trying to sell a Go-cart “that got pretty smashed up when I ran it into a wall last week”. Anyways, I just took a look at the website for the Swap Shop on WESR, the radio station near me, and I found that people were trying to buy or sell the following items in the past couple of weeks. I swear I am not making these up:

  • Free: old bricks in Cape Charles
  • Looking for a hood for a ’73 Chevy pickup
  • Looking to trade deer antlers!!!!
  • Electric breast pump $25
  • Looking to buy large rabbits
  • Looking for someone to trap muskrats
  • Free 42″ screen tv. Does not work.

Because who couldn’t use some old bricks, a tv that doesn’t work, or a used breast pump? And I really wish I knew the story behind the trading of the deer antlers. Was the guy hoping to impress some people with bigger antlers than he had? Or did his wife tell him that the antlers on the wall were too big, and he needed to downsize? Also, don’t bother calling the one guy if you have medium sized rabbits. Large rabbits only! Finally, I love that someone got so fed up with the dang muskrats that they decided to do something about it…and that something was calling Swap Shop.

Toughest Questions From Last Week

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  1. When this was invented in 1950, it was known as Lazy Bones.
  2. Before it became a part of the US,Guam belonged to what country?
  3. What team did Tom Coughlin coach before coaching the Giants?
  4. The inventor of the electric battery had an appropriate name. He also isolated methane gas. Who was he?
  5. In what movie would you hear the question, “Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe closet?”
  6. What quarterback threw for 6 touchdowns in a Super Bowl?
  7. What state would you be calling if you dialed a 808 area code?
  8. Who was the last Presidential candidate not affiliated with either the Democratic or Republican party to win electoral votes in a general election?
  9. The world’s largest casino recently opened on this island, ironically governed by communist country.
  10. The soundtrack of this 1960s film has sold over 21 million copies worldwide.

Answers after the jump.

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Currently on Wikipedia

I swear I did not do this, but this is currently on the wikipedia page for the Philadelphia 76ers:
In the first round, Philadelphia upset the gay Orlando Magic, three games to one, before being swept by the Indiana Pacers. But they pretty thouroughly kicked the living s*** out of the gay Magic, a team that was expected to make the NBA finals…A rumored trade to the Los Angeles Clippers fell through, but a complicated four-team deal that would’ve seen Iverson sent to the greatest f****** city in all the world..Detroit was agreed upon, only to see it dissolve due to salary cap problems.