Dispatch from the Wing Bowl

Here’s my latest in the Metro. The hate mail has already started.

Sorry you were not intellectually stimulated at the Wingbowl. If you don’t like beer, wings and ‘wrists’ then why would you even attend?

You seem to think you are above everybody else in attendance, yet you claim you stayed up all night drinking like an ignorant frat boy…!?

By the way, the wing eating actually last 30 minutes, not 15 as you state. Get over yourself.

Hopefully there’s more to come. (Please feel free to leave me hate mail in the comments section below.)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *