Author: Johnny Goodtimes
12 FAQ about Quizzo Bowl

Here’s a few questions a lot of people have about Quizzo Bowl. If you have any other questions, feel free to email me. You can order tickets here.
1. Will it only be questions about the Superbowl?
Absolutely not. This will be just like a regular quizzo, running the gamut from entertainment to history to science, with perhaps a few Super Bowl questions.
2. What’s the team size limit?
Eight players on a team is the limit. No exceptions.
3. What are you going to do about cheating?
It will probably be a “Big Brother” type thing, where if you see another team cheating, report it to me and I’ll have a word with the team in question. If it happens twice, that team is eliminated. I’ll also have “spies” in the crowd.
4. Can I get my tickets at the door?
Yes, but they do cost $12 at the door, $10 beforehand.
5. What’s the best way for us to order tickets?
I would suggest one player on the team order for everyone online, that way you are assured of everyone having the same table. Then have everyone pay them back.
6. How many questions are there going to be?
To be honest, I have yet to decide whether there will be 40 or 50 questions. There will be no more than 50.
7. Did you say bellydancers?
Yes. The Halftime show will include bellydancers. I’ll give you more info as soon as I have officially signed the one I want.
8. Does this place have a bar?
Yes, this is a bar. In fact, if you plan on not drinking and not eating any food, I encourage you not to attend. I mean, I have no problem with people not wanting to drink booze, but if you don’t I do ask you to grab a bite to eat at least. Here’s why: I have been hired by this bar to bring people in, obviously in the hopes of creating revenue. I would really like to host more shows at this venue in the future. If everybody comes after they already ate and drinks water, I won’t be asked back. It’s that simple.
9. Is it $300 for the winner or $500 for the winner?
It’s $300 cash for the winner, $125 cash for 2nd, $50 gift certificate for 3rd, and $25 gift certificate for fourth, making up a total purse of $500.
10. Can I just watch and not play?
No. Why would you? It’s still going to be fun, whether or not you have a chance of finishing first. Plus, it’s been my experience that people who are not playing are a lot more likely to shout out answers.
11. What time does it start?
Doors open at 6:00 p.m. The festivities will probably begin around 6:30 p.m., with kickoff set for 7:30 p.m.
12. Is it gonna be fun, even if my team has no real shot of winning?
Have you ever been to an event that included belly dancers that wasn’t fun? Yes, we’ll have raffles and things like that too, so you don’t have to win the quizzo to walk out with something kool.
Goodtimes mentioned in Dan Gross’s article today!

Dan Gross wrote about Joe Hoeffel attending Johnny’s quizzo at the Bards on Tuesday night.
Tickets to Quizzo Bowl now available!

Tickets to Quizzo Bowl I are now on sale!!! Tix are only $10 (it says $7, but there is also a $3 ticketing fee)in advance, $12 at the door. You also get your choice of seating by ordering on the website. Also, in answer to a question I’ve been getting a lot, maximum team size is eight players, no exceptions. Finally, if you have four or fewer, please grab a four top or share an eight that another fourtop has already grabbed. It will just help us keep organized on the night of the event. Thanks.
Mr. Blackwell Releases Worst Dressed List
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Mr. Blackwell released his worst female dressers from 2004. Paris Hilton, who finished in fifth place, was punished by having to pump sewage in New Jersey. Goobie probably thinks Paris is hot (see message board “most overrated hottie” for more details).
Hello, This is Russell Jones…Uh, No I’m not the Ol’ Dirty Bastard

This is absolutely hilarious. This is the true story of a nerdy white guy in Brooklyn who constantly got calls from ODB’s peeps because he shared the same name and was listed (ODB’s real name was Russell Jones). I know what he’s been through. People always mistake me for Big John Studd.
Please Hammer, Don’t Marry ‘Em

Rapper turned minister MC Hammer officiated over the wedding of Vince Neil and his longtime girlfriend. Come on, Vince. Hammer? Couldn’t you have gotten Reverend Run or Mase?
Hilton Will Not be Substitute Teaching in Jersey

‘The Simple Life’ wanted to shoot an episode at a middle school in Buena Vista Township, NJ, with Paris and Nicole substitute teaching. But parents kicked against the idea, saying that they didn’t want their 11 year olds to be taught by an ugly whore (that’s Paris, not Nicole. I would never speak about any member of Lionel Ritchie’s family like that).
More Details About Quizzo Bowl I

Here’s where Quizzo Bowl I, the most prestigious event in the long, storied history of quizzo, currently stands: It will be held Sunday, January 30th at the World Cafe Live, located on 3025 Walnut Street. The doors open at 6:00 p.m., and the show will begin at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 per person, and there is a purse of $500. There will also be giveaways throughout the night, and live music! It’s going to be, in the words of one of my college roommates, “totally killer, dude”! By the way, there will be no NFL playoff games on that day.
Buy tickets online and save $2.
Story of the Day
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The Ku Klux Klan wants to adopt a highway, but apparently people think that there is enough white trash on the side of the road. So the Klan had to take it’s case to the highest court in the land (besides the People’s Court): the Supreme Court.
