There are very few times when I will promote something on the same night as quizzo. This is one of those times. Tonya Harding will be boxing tonight in Essington. Tickets are $25, and proceeds will help Tanya in her battle to be less white-trashy. Will someone please go and tell me how it is?
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Here’s a kool site that linked to us
Hey gang, here’s a pretty kool site I found that had actually linked to the “Nobel Prize Winner…or Porn Star” quiz. The site’s got some pretty interesting stuff on it including a very addictive time waster called ice breakout in which you’re a penguin on a seesaw. Check it out.
Team Mug Night Emerges from Blizzard, Photoshop Stan Fired
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After completely obscuring the faces of the winning team (Team Mug Night, unobscured above) at the Dog on Thursday, Photoshop Stan was let go by Johnny Goodtimes, Inc. Stan (below), whose dependence on glue and liquid valium has been troublesome to the organization for years, finally went over the line on Thursday. “I don’t know,” said Stan, “I thought it was kind of funny. But what do I know? I’m just a glue sniffing photoshopper. Also, I like liquid valium. And white out.” Stan’s interim replacement will be intern Lou “JPEG” Jackson.
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is this for real?
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Here’s a couple of pics of a young Bill Gates, supposedly from back in the day when he appeared in Tiger Beat magazine (according to gizmodo). I’m skeptical. I couldn’t find any other reference to Bill Gates in Tiger Beat online. And while he may have looked dapper and coy at that time, he had turned into a real supergeek by 1984.
Trivia Meetup Group
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Hey gang, there’s a trivia meetup group that I found online if anyone is interested. Looks pretty kool (even if their first event is at Fergie’s). Also, we’ve already sold over 75 tickets to Quizzo Bowl I! Thanks to everybody who has purchased tix so far.
It’s Official! Johnny Signs belly dancer!
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Goodtimes has landed one of the most talented belly dancers on the East Coast! Najia, the one you see belly dancing on the Action News lead-in montage, will be halftime entertainment at the halftime show of Quizzo Bowl I! I will bet dollars to doughnuts that Johnny’s halftime show will be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show. Najia has entertained audiences throughout the United States for over ten years, and now you will have an opportunity to see her perform live! For more info about her, go to her website.
Question of the Week
What comic strip is Elsie Segar best known for creating?
Spiro Agnew Got a Raw Deal
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Spiro Agnew Got A Raw Deal was finally able to get to the proverbial mountaintop at Doc’s on Monday night, even joining the 100 point club. The team, out and about town to promote the new movie “Spiro Agnew 3-D” on IMAX, says that this is a “must-see” for Nixon fans and tax evaders. The film, in which Henry Winkler will play Agnew, comes to the Franklin Center IMAX in February.
Beware My Wrath!!! by Bobby Badtimes
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Does anyone really give a s*** about Saturn’s moon? I mean, seriously. We can’t afford to lower class sizes, we can’t afford to adequately protect our troops in Iraq, but we can afford to help the Europeans send a spaceship to Saturn’s moon? And oooh, aren’t those pictures pretty! Almost like grey mud! I say, no more money for this stupid space exploration unless we go somewhere where we will definitely find aliens.
Pompeiian Porn Perplexes Publication
Philly Mag refused to run an ad created by the Brownstein Group for the restaurant Pompeii because it was a little too racy (Even saucier than the one above! For more info about Pompeiian porn and more saucy pics, click here). Here’s more info, from Michael Kline’s Inqlings column yesterday:
Ad-itude adjustment
No sex allowed in Philadelphia Magazine. On the other hand, the rival Philadelphia Style is all for it.
The Brownstein Group, an ad shop that reps the Center City restaurant Pompeii, created a print ad based on the image of a 2,000-year-old Pompeiian fresco. The fresco depicts a man and a woman in a compromising position.