Team Mug Night Emerges from Blizzard, Photoshop Stan Fired

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After completely obscuring the faces of the winning team (Team Mug Night, unobscured above) at the Dog on Thursday, Photoshop Stan was let go by Johnny Goodtimes, Inc. Stan (below), whose dependence on glue and liquid valium has been troublesome to the organization for years, finally went over the line on Thursday. “I don’t know,” said Stan, “I thought it was kind of funny. But what do I know? I’m just a glue sniffing photoshopper. Also, I like liquid valium. And white out.” Stan’s interim replacement will be intern Lou “JPEG” Jackson.
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