Known as the “Girl With the Curl” and “America’s Sweetheart”, this actress was the first female to ever make more than a million dollars a year acting.

Watching the game on a TV in the press area, the coach of the Carolina cheerleading squad remarked off the cuff to a group of reporters, “I’d root for Iraq against Duke.” -espn.com

This game has properties similar to crack. It’s a game we used to play on the pet computers at my elementary school: Lemonade Stand.

Wanna marry your first cousin, but don’t know where it’s legal? Well, here’s the info you’ve been looking for. While it’s illegal here in Philly, all you have to do is drive across the bridge to make it happen. And in their biggest shocker since beating Wake Forest, West Virginia does not allow cousing marriages. Here’s some more facts about marrying your cousin. For example, did you know that Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein both married their first cousins?

Happy Birthday to Kate who played last night at the Black Sheep (she’s on the right in the photo.) If you have a birthday coming up, please let Johnny know so he can get your pic on the website. Here’s some great unintentional (?) video game sex. The first one is best, as it shows a boxing game from the 80s. Speaking of boxing, I had another hypothetical thrown at me yesterday. Who would win in a fight: Mike Tyson in the 1980s or a large alpha orangutan? While an orangutan would tear you or I limb from limb, I think Mike might be evasive enough to handle him, and it only took like three blows from Tyson to floor an opponent. I can’t imagine the orangutan having an answer for several blows to the face. I take Tyson.

This is just a brilliant and hilarious piece of writing on craigslist.

Here’s a pretty funny hypothetical thread. How many five year olds could you take out in a fight? I’m thinking i could take out most of them with one punch. I guess exhaustion would be my main problem. As wave after wave of them came after me, and no break, I would finally falter after the first 25, I think.

Ever seen the Easter Bunny rap? Here’s your chance. This is hilarious. Thanks to White Wilt for the link.

A team has discovered that an eight foot, 800 pound hogzilla was indeed real. Yeah, no kidding. I hooked up with her on Spring Break ’97.

What handicap does legendary guitarist Arthel “Doc” Watson have?