Happy Birthday Sarah

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Happy 16th birthday to Sarah, who played on Tuesday (with her dad, and no, she wasn’t boozing) at O’Neals. Ah, I remember my 16th birthday, when my parents said I couldn’t have my license yet because I wasn’t responsible enough. If you think that was embarrassing, ha-ha, well you are wrong.

Where’s Johnny wins at Doc’s

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Where’s Johnny (you might recognize them from Quizzo Bowl I) ran off a perfect round four to defeat Johnny Makes Me Wanna LaLa, 113-107. The team only missed one question the entire game, that being the one about Lando Calrission. Billy Dee Williams was disappointed. “Man, those cats would have gotten that right if they had just listened to me and, instead of drinking lager, had drank Colt .45 malt liquor. How many times do I have to say this? It works every time!” Here’s the standings after two weeks of the Doc Watson’s Big $$$ Bonanza.
1. Where’s Johnny-8 points
2. Johnny Makes Me Wanna LaLa-8 points
3. The Holy Pontiffs-8 points
4. The Wanderers-3 points
5. Corner of the Bar-2 points
6. Claire Huxtable-1 point
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I Rule

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What? You thought I was just going to let that stupid ribbon thing go? You’ve got to be kidding me. Not when there is a website that lets you make your own ribbon! Please, Please send me any ribbons you make and if they’re funny I will post them on the website, along with your name, (if you want). Just send them to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

Tonight’s Contestants

Edge and Moose will be making an appearnace tonight at the Good Dog, while Jam Master Sean will be at the Bards. I highly suggest clicking on “Continue Reading” to read Sean’s piece. It’s hilarious. As with the other contestants, they had to tell what three people they’d like to have dinner with, and why.
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Moose: Because we are unable to invite the entire Wu-Tang Clan I have tried to make a list of folks who at least will provide me with decent dinner conversation. First I would invite Ralph Ellison because he is my favorite author and one of my favorite books is Invisible Man (if you haven’t read it, DO IT!) This would give me a chance to discuss working a theatrical version of his great work and maybe others. Next I would love to sit down with Japanese great Akira Kurosawa, I love all of his work, and would love to hear more on his process of film making as being the next JGT is not my only interest. Lastly, and this is the most personal to me; Gabriel Union, so that maybe she will spend some time with me after dinner, maybe…

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Finally! (Again)

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A website dedicated to how stupid those “Support our Troops” stickers are on cars. (You should see how many of these ridiculous things I see on cars when I’m in Virginia. Honestly, some cars have like three of them, I guess indicating that the driver supports the troops three times as much as some dolt who only spent the $2 for one measly sticker.) No, I’m not anti-troops, but this is really the most meaningless message ever. Do you think anybody is riding down the road, thinking “Damn those troops, I’ll never support them” and then they see one of these bumper stickers and think, “you know what? I’ve had a change of heart. I think I will support our troops.” I got an idea for a sticker. How about, “Support the Sun.” If you’ve got any good ideas for vague, meaningless stickers, feel free to make a comment below.