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What? You thought I was just going to let that stupid ribbon thing go? You’ve got to be kidding me. Not when there is a website that lets you make your own ribbon! Please, Please send me any ribbons you make and if they’re funny I will post them on the website, along with your name, (if you want). Just send them to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.
Tonight’s Contestants
Edge and Moose will be making an appearnace tonight at the Good Dog, while Jam Master Sean will be at the Bards. I highly suggest clicking on “Continue Reading” to read Sean’s piece. It’s hilarious. As with the other contestants, they had to tell what three people they’d like to have dinner with, and why.
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Moose: Because we are unable to invite the entire Wu-Tang Clan I have tried to make a list of folks who at least will provide me with decent dinner conversation. First I would invite Ralph Ellison because he is my favorite author and one of my favorite books is Invisible Man (if you haven’t read it, DO IT!) This would give me a chance to discuss working a theatrical version of his great work and maybe others. Next I would love to sit down with Japanese great Akira Kurosawa, I love all of his work, and would love to hear more on his process of film making as being the next JGT is not my only interest. Lastly, and this is the most personal to me; Gabriel Union, so that maybe she will spend some time with me after dinner, maybe…
Finally! (Again)
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A website dedicated to how stupid those “Support our Troops” stickers are on cars. (You should see how many of these ridiculous things I see on cars when I’m in Virginia. Honestly, some cars have like three of them, I guess indicating that the driver supports the troops three times as much as some dolt who only spent the $2 for one measly sticker.) No, I’m not anti-troops, but this is really the most meaningless message ever. Do you think anybody is riding down the road, thinking “Damn those troops, I’ll never support them” and then they see one of these bumper stickers and think, “you know what? I’ve had a change of heart. I think I will support our troops.” I got an idea for a sticker. How about, “Support the Sun.” If you’ve got any good ideas for vague, meaningless stickers, feel free to make a comment below.
Finally!
The runaway bride is commemorated with an action figure! Sing it with me now, “God Bless America…” Oh, and check the message board for VH1’s top ten worst songs of all time, and offer your own two cents.
Here’s tonight’s contestant
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Krystyna apparently thinks Christian Slater is so dreamy, he constitutes three people, so here’s her answer to what three people she would have over for dinner.
My dream dinner is mushroom pizza and beer on a shag
rug with a small dim lamp in a far corner. On the
boob tube plays Tales from the Darkside: The Movie,
and Christian Slater, my Gleaming the Cube dream boat,
is on his way with Reese’s peanut butter cups for
dessert. Christian and I reminiscence on the good ol’
days of Bones Brigade and Hosoi’s degradation with
drugs and skateboard failure. I sweetly tell my
beautiful Christian to never loose that slightly
annoying Heathers drawl. The rest of the evening is
whimsical mockings about Keanu’s future and if we’ll
see River in front of the Viper Room tonight.
Christian mutters, “His brother should really grow a
mustache” and we giggle in each others arms.
My New Hero
Wouldn’t it be kool if this country had any politicians with balls? What a breath of fresh air it was to see this British guy eat a Senate subcommittee for lunch today, saying that he had met with Saddam Hussein twice, “Exactly as many times as Donald Rumsfeld has met with him. The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns.”
Meet Tonight’s Contestant
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This week our contestants were asked, if they could have three people over for dinner, who would they be, and why? Here is Pedro Mays response.
If I could have any three people in history over for dinner,
they would be my grandfather (my dad’s dad), John Adams, and
TV star Raven (formerly known as Raven Symone and ?Olivia
Kendall? on seasons 6-8 of ?The Cosby Show). I chose these
people not only because I admire them, I am intrigued by them,
or I think they’re just cute as a button- I also think they
would have interesting conversations of their own that I could
listen in on. My grandfather was a history buff, for instance,
and would have a lot of questions for Adams about the colonial
and Revolutionary periods. And like my grandfather, John Adams
was a blunt and assertive man who, despite his love for his
country, was an internationalist who believed in multilateral
cooperation to achieve important ends. And I know that both
would be charmed by the beautiful and winning Raven, as she
regaled us with hilarious anecdotes about zany times on the
set of ?Hangin? With Mr. Cooper,? where she played ?Nicole
Lee? in seasons 2-5.
Vote Today
Yo, there is a primary election today. Be sure to vote. Here’s a site that will show you where your polling place is.. One of the measures on the ballot is whether or not Pennsylvania should borrow money for a major environmental initiative.
Winning contestant to take a Dive
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The Johnny Goodtimes Empire is expanding southward. The winning contestant of the “Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest” will be hosting quizzo weekly at The Dive, a bar located on 947 Passyunk Ave. I tried the Mad Dog 20/20 drink on Friday, by the way. Damn refreshing.
Question of the Week

Why was John Sirica named Time Magazine’s Man of the Year in 1973?
