Many of you have heard the rumor that top NFL prospect Vince Young got a 6 on his Wonderlic test, meaning that while Young may make more money next year than I’ll make in my entire life combined, I will ALWAYS have the upper hand when it comes to word problems. Here is a sample of the test. See how you do. And can someone explain the answer to number six? I don’t get it. FInally, do these tests really prove anything?

Man, I got so wasted last night that at the end of the night, I ended up rapping…in front of black people! Good things my rhymes are so tight (at least that’s what Eve says-true story!). So let me get my wits back before I start posting your photos, which I’ll get started on this afternoon.

Bubbachuck got screwed by the Olympic committee, as he was not one of 22 players invited to try out for the 2008 team. I have the same love hate relationship with AI as most other people do, but after the way he stepped up in the 2004 Olympics when so many other big stars refused to play earned him a shot in 2008. Ashley Fox has a pretty good article about it in today’s Inky.

Psycho Path knocked off Divorce Court to be named the strangest actual Street Name in the US. Farfrompoopen Road finished third. Here are the results. Thanks to Alec for sending this in.

Yes, there will be quizzo at O’Neals tonight, despite the fact that there will be a bunch of amateurs on the street celebrating Mardi Gras. Of course, all women that play tonight do have to show their boobs. Hey, that’s not my policy. That just came down from corporate. Hope to see you there!

What is Florida Atlantic graduate Scott Thompson better known as?

The following report comes from former Defective Sidewalker Hilary Swankie, who is now an official JGT correspondant in Washington DC. She played DC quizzo last night. Here is her report:
So I went to “trivia night” last night. For starters, they call it trivia
night, not quizzo. I was with 2 former Philly people who were similarly
distraught about the lame name. It was completely disorganized, they had
three, I repeat, THREE, people hosting, checking answers, etc, there was no
music between rounds, their jokes weren’t funny, and it was seven (and again I must repeat SEVEN) rounds. I could go on and on. Now, my team came in 3rd but if they were smart and made each round worth more points (which they should have because they got increasingly harder), we would have killed. But instead they were lame and not funny. Not saying I won’t go back again but I will say, it ain’t no Johnny Goodtimes quizzo.

Yep, it’s time for the second annual “Everybody on the Website Week”. So everyone who plays this week will get their picture taken and be on the site, even if your team scores like 37 points. Man, I hope the dude who played last year (above) comes back this week. Oh, and vote for me in the Philly Style Mag Thing. Tommorrow is the deadline.

Thanks for coming to johnnygoodtimes.com, your Grey’s Anatomy headquarters. The women in the show were all total bitches last night. Meredith cried during sex that, I might remind the reader, she initiated (bitch move), and that one lady runs out on her fiancee right before he has heart surgery (total bitch move). McDreamy’s ex-wife (now renewed) totally gets her comeuppance for her bitch move, and it looks like she is really gonna get it next week, when Meredith is gonna take her husband back from her. Izzy has the hots for some dude with heart issues, which is pissing off Alec, but it’s not really a bitch move. He deserves it. What was he thinking when he cheated on her with that girl with the tiny mouth? Dumbass.

You know it’s a slow news day when one of the top news stories at philly.com is about loitering. I hope that this article is the first in a five part series. “Tommorrow, come face to face with a man who double parked in South Philly.” But back to loitering. I’m a big fan of loitering. I think it’s a great concept. I mean, do we constantly have to be moving forward? Can’t we take a few minutes to loaf, to loiter on the way there? In fact, I say we defy these do-gooders who want us to move more and contemplate less. I am declaring March to be National Loiterers Month. I hope you will join me in loitering as much as possible, if only for a few seconds, just to defy those who are trying to take away our right as Americans to loiter.