Yeah, got the following e-mail from my mom this morning: Your experience with the girls joining your table the other night was humorous. I thought it was beneath your dignity to actually call them whores. That word is degrading, rude, and mean-spirited. That’s not the johnny we all know and love.

My mom’s right. The talk on johnnygoodtimes.com shouldn’t be mean-spirited unless it’s coming from Bobby Badtimes. Therefore, I re-edited the post to sound a little less rough. I apologize if that post offended anyone other than the women who ran out on the check.

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Way back in the day, last Thursday to be exact it was the Sofa Kingdom winning at Bards.

On Thursday Standing Is Was Exercise won at O’neals despite thinking Wichita was bigger than Topeka.

Last Tuesday the Sofa Kingdom edged Jump in My Car 86-85 at he Bards. The Kingdom suffered in the subway station round because their “subway expert” wasn’t there. They have a subway expert?

And finally on Thursday at the Good Dog, Magma got back on the winning track scoring 91 enroute to the victory.

I’m feeling much better now.

Three straight days of computer problems! F***! G** D*****! Just spent an hour and half writing something that is now floating in cyberspace and I will now begin rewriting. F***! B****! D***** to h***! I can’t get f****** hotmail, I can’t get the f****** publishing program to work, and hotels.com totally f****** screwed up our reservation last night. Son of a b****! Sorry, just needed to get that off my chest. Thanks for listening.

Well, I haven’t been having great luck with the ladies so far on this trip, and I think I know why. It’s because I didn’t set any goals before the trip. Therefore, I am setting them now, and I’m not going to half ass it. I’m going to try to find a wife before I reach Las Vegas, so that we can get married there. (And, considering that I’m going to Salt Lake City, I may try to find two or three wives.) I think that tonight’s Journey/Def Leppard concert is a great place to start looking. I’ll keep you updated.

Alright peeps, I’m headed to St. louis tommorrow, then heading to Dallas on SUnday. Anybody got anything I need to see or do in those two cities? (FYI, due to both state and federal laws, I cannot take a lead pipe to TO’s knee, so don’t bother suggesting it. Although you know I kind of want to, and I know you want me to.)

Hey peeps, just wanted to holler at you while I am sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley! 67 degrees. Amazing. Get this, it’s country music night, and Lee Anne Womack sang the national anthem. Ugh! Don’t worry, I won’t let that ruin my evening. I’ll write all about it manana on the road trip blog. Hope things are going well in Philly!

Hey peeps, JGT here. Just cruisin through Kalamazoo, “Where Dreams Do Come True!” I just made that slogan up, but I think it’s a pretty good one. First off, remember the average homeboy, who I told you about a few months ago? Well, I hung out with him and got a great interview with him while I was in Cleveland! Check it ut on the website, traffic.com. Also, I’ve got some behind the scenes stuff I’ll try to share with you on this site, including getting scammed for drinks by a couple of hookers in Detroit. Don’t worry, I was able to hold onto my dignity. In fact, the story isn’t nearly as salacious as it sounds, but it’s kind of funny. But it’s kind of tough to write while riding in a truck, so I’ll have to give you details later.

Hey gang, got this email from my friend Meghan at the PSPCA. If anyone has room for a cat at their house, or knows someone who does, please help this one! If you are interested, please contact Meghan.
Jet Li came to our shelter in December after being caught in a trap. He is one of the nicest cats you could ever meet. He loves to be pet, loves attention and most of all just the sweetest cat. He’s about 4 years old, already neutered and almost all black. Unfortunately, he had some kind of problem with his eyes where they were always squinting, and he has ringorm. We thought it might have been allergies, but came to the conclusion that it was not. Luckily, he has been placed in a foster home where he is flourishing. His eyes are much better and he’s just loving life outside of the shelter. However, now we need to find a permanent home for Jet Li because the foster mom can no longer care for him and he will be placed to sleep if he returns back to the shelter. We simply do not have the resources to take care of him with his situation. I love this cat so much, and if I didn’t have a small zoo in my own home, he’d be there. Please help him. If you cannot, please forward this to someone who can. Thank you for anything you can do.

Hey gang, just kicking it in the Hampton Inn in downtown Cleveland, getting ready to head down to the harbor. Hope all is well in Philly. To read about me hosting quizzo in DC, falling in love in Pittsburgh, and rockin and rolling in Cleveland, click here. Otherwise, lemme know where I need to go what I need to do in Chicago, where I’ll be on Monday morning and staying for a couple of days. Planning on getting in a Cubs game and maybe checking out the aquarium.Any other ideas for what I should eatand what I should do? You guys steered me right when it came to crab cakes and Primanti Brothers, so I’m counting on you to tell me what to do in the Windy City. (Oh, and as far as photos go, Jam aster said he’s having some troubles with the camera, but hopefully I’ll have them up soon.)