What should Johnny do in St. Louis and Dallas?

Alright peeps, I’m headed to St. louis tommorrow, then heading to Dallas on SUnday. Anybody got anything I need to see or do in those two cities? (FYI, due to both state and federal laws, I cannot take a lead pipe to TO’s knee, so don’t bother suggesting it. Although you know I kind of want to, and I know you want me to.)