After a week spent in Puera Aventuras near Playa del Carmen, Johnny moved the operation to Isla Mujeres on Saturday, and I am currently housed at my buddy Drew’s house in Cancun. Drew and I used to work together back in the day at Dolphin Quest in Hawaii, so it’s been fun hanging out. The dolphin programs are insane. When I worked at DQ, the most guests any one trainer would bring into the water with them at one time was five. Here in Mexico, it’s twenty. And these trainers have to operate with two dolphins at a time, as opposed to one for me. In addition, they have eight sessions a day. Oh, and the trainers usually have one day off a week. The workload here is amazing, but these guys hardly ever complain. The staff at both places is unbelievably friendly. As for the dating situation, I actually had another date with the hot twenty year old (Let’s just call her H20). It was pretty great. Went to Senior Frog’s, and then landed at a place called Slices, where I ended up dancing with five mexican girls and partying until 3:30 a.m. with H20. So it was awesome, but I paid dearly when I had to go to a new facility the next morning and make a good first impression with like 40 people. Oh well. Anyways, things are good, but we might be getting a hurricane on Thursday night, which would be intense. Stay tuned.

In the most startling news to hit Philly in quite some time, it was discovered that local quizmaster Johnny G. had a date on Wednesday night with a HOT 20 year old. ?Yeah, we went to Senor Frog?s and the Blue Parrot in Playa del Carmen, and she didn?t even leave me for some young, shirtless meathead, which is what I kind of expect in those types of situations,” said Johnny. Goodtimes went on to add that on the taxi ride home, the taxi driver (whose wife rode in the front seat) played a collection of some of the worst 80’s music ever recorded, including the Karate Kid Love Song and the Top Gun love song.

Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.

Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.

Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.

With the exciting election behind us and the Grand Inquizzinator the winner Johnnygoodtimes.com looks back on the exciting competition.

• Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest Announcement
• Deadline is today, July 16th
• Meet the Contestants
• Newsflash! Verdict is Reached
• Scandal! Girls Insist Voting was Rigged
• Contest Shocker
• Johnny Weighs in on the Contestants
• What the Contestants Learned
• Voting Has Begun
• Inquizzanator Gains Lead, Loses Sanity
• It’s Confirmed. Trivia Art & Inquizzanator to Appear at Doc Watson’s
• Trivia Art’s Last Minute Plea to Voters
• Grand Inquizzanator Responds
• Grand Inquizzanator Wins
• Trivia Art’s Concession Speech
• The Grand Inquizzinator’s Acceptance Speech

Hey gang, here’s the deal. I’m going to be gone to Mexico for the next three weeks to work at a dolphin facility. I will be keeping a journal of my trip on the website, keeping track of the animals, my alcohol consumption, and my success/failure with the senoritas. The Inquizzanator won the contest and will be taking over. While there will not be photos of the winners on the website, the victories will count in the standings. As of right now, all quizzoes are scheduled to go ahead. If there are any changes in the schedule, I’ll be sure to let you know. Each team may only play in one quizzo per week while I am gone. I plan to be back in action on August 31.

The Grand Inquizzator (AKA “Upper GI”, AKA Inquizzanator, AKA Roy S.) would
like to take this opportunity not only to refer to himself in the third person, but
also to sincerely thank each and every person who cast a vote on his behalf. I
hereby humbly accept the office of Rear Vice-Admiral in Charge of Pub Knowledge. As RVACPK, I swear to uphold the notoriously loose moral constructs set forth by Mr. Goodtimes himself at the onset of his despotic reign.
And I furthermore swear to concede the throne of Quizzo back to JGT upon his return, provided he is not killed by one of the dolphins he will be working with. Of course, dolphins are notoriously bloodthirsty animals; thus, the probability of his survival is certainly no more than 50%. Therefore, assuming his death in advance, I hereby pledge 4% of all future Quizzo earnings to whomever amongst his surviving relatives can successfully prosecute me for having trained the killer dolphins. Once again, thank you all for voting me, your better, into this most esteemed office. I find you all very attractive. No, seriously.

Dear quizzoites,

I come before you today to speak of concessions.
Among my favorite concessions, the ones I really can?t get enough of:

At the Movies:

Pretzel Bites with spicy cheese

Medium Popcorn with real butter flavoring

Bladder Buster sized Coke

At the CoreStates/First Union/Wachovia/LastBankStanding Center I enjoy dining on:

Bully Beef Sandwiches

Nachos with cheese, salsa, and jalapenos

And I can never get enough of….What?s that Johnny?

I lost? You want me to concede? Are you serious? The Grand Inquizzanator knows more losers with nothing better to do than vote for substitute quizzo master than I do? Impossible! You think I?m going to take this lying down? I know Photoshop. It would be awful if any sort of scandal found the Grand Inquizzanator in compromising photos.
Congratulations Grand Inquizzinator, you have the voice. But let it be known, if anything happens to the winner, I?m ready to step in and replace the Grand Inquizzanator much like Suzette Charles was ready to assume Vanessa Williams? crown.

The Grand Inquizzanator was able to pull away from Trivia Art in the final hours of the “Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes” Contest to win, 167-130. The JGT Ethics Committee is recounting the votes by hand, but since this is impossible, it is believed that GI will remain the victor. Trivia Art is expected to submit a concession letter later today. Art will be the Vice-Quizmaster.