I come before you today to speak of concessions.
Among my favorite concessions, the ones I really can?t get enough of:
At the Movies:
At the CoreStates/First Union/Wachovia/LastBankStanding Center I enjoy dining on:
I lost? You want me to concede? Are you serious? The Grand Inquizzanator knows more losers with nothing better to do than vote for substitute quizzo master than I do? Impossible! You think I?m going to take this lying down? I know Photoshop. It would be awful if any sort of scandal found the Grand Inquizzanator in compromising photos.
Congratulations Grand Inquizzinator, you have the voice. But let it be known, if anything happens to the winner, I?m ready to step in and replace the Grand Inquizzanator much like Suzette Charles was ready to assume Vanessa Williams? crown.