Thanks, everybody, for coming out to Doc’s last night. A crowd of over 70 was on hand to see Jenny Goodtimes perform, and she didn’t disappoint. Here are tonight’s contestants, and the reasons they think they should be the next JGT. Jam Master Sean will be hosting at O’Neals, and the Kid will be at the Bards. Also, keep in mind that the judges will be looking at who you are voting for, so be sure to vote for who you think should advance to the next round.

-I can undoubtedly and consistently show up 5 to 15
minutes past when I’m due. Ask any of my employers or
former employers.
-My voice is extremely deep. True story. Think
Michael Gerald or Calvin Johnson. Don’t know them?
Well, you don’t know me yet either. I know what
you’re thinking, but it doesn’t sound sexy. Just
deep.
-Reading and arithmetic haven’t posed major problems
for me as of late.
-You won’t feel intimidated by my fashion sense or
facial hair. I possess neither.
-One of my friends mentioned how I tend to drink when
I play quizzo. That’s when I play. Hosting is a
different story. I will stay sober unless the crowd
sends me drinks. Which you are welcome to do. Just
don’t tell the boss about it.
-I’m from the streets.

Being a mortgage broker lets
me meet new people every day in my job and I feel this would be a strong
asset because it has help me developed my people skills. I can be placed in
any type of group of people and find a way to fit in with everyone.
Watching you run Quizzo’s on Tuesday nights at O’Neal’s has been a great
experience and is something I would love to do! My work schedule allows me
set my own hours (which in turn means I have no problems being there every
Monday), I own a car (this means I will not be late), I have a digital
camera & IPOD (for the pictures of the team winners and for the always
fantastic music that needs to be played), and I am on the internet at work
(this is very import so I can e-mail you the results of the team winners and
pictures of the team). I know if you give me this opportunity to assist you
on Monday nights I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN! Being a very responsible person
has made me very successful in business and intern has made me a very happy
person to be around with. I know how to have a great time and how to make
sure everyone has a great time with me!

Tonight’s contestant at Doc Watson’s for the “Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest” will be Jenny Goodtimes (no relation). Here is her answer to the question, “Why should you be the next Johnny Goodtimes?”
Top Nine Reasons to Hire Jenny “Goodtimes” Oliver
9. Two words: Cleavage.
8. I have friends, and they will attend.
7. I’m not doing anything else on Monday nights. Ever.
6. I have a hearing problem, so I talk loud.
5. Ern doesn’t intimidate me.
4. The Dark Horse is the only bar left that I’m still allowed into.
3. It’s time for Philadelphia to have a female Quizzo Master.
2. I ain’t too proud to beg.
1. All my life I’ve been answering questions: “Can I bum a cigarette?” “Which aisle has the Marshmallow Fluff?” “Where’s my f****** money?” “Aren’t you Margo Kidder?” – Now it’s time for me to do the asking.

Well gang, you’re going to be seeing several characters in the next few weeks as they begin their quest to be the next Johnny Goodtimes. Here is an exclusive, inside look at the contestants!

Continue reading “Meet the Contestants!” →

Three Ball Tracy edged out the y-100 Revolutionary Army at the Good Doctor’s on Monday night, and attributed the win to Twinkies. “In order to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Twinkie, I’ve eaten nothing but Twinkies for the past week,” said Payday Brickowski. “Fried Twinkies, boiled Twinkies, Twinkie soup, you name it, I’ve had it. And I think it really paid off. I felt focused and at least a little bit smarter than usual. I highly encourage small children to eat nothing but Twinkies for a week and see how they feel.” Brickowski, who said that he prayed for a victory on Sunday at Twinkiehenge (below), then encouraged everyone to check out the following website, in which various scientific experiments were performed on Twinkies.