Author: Johnny Goodtimes

Annnnd We’re Back

IMG_3109Alright kids, the Phils have given us a fun ride, and I hated to see it end without a parade, but the good news for us is that we’re back in business. We’ll be going back to a 6 bar rotation, back to power rankings, back to me actually making a small profit instead of canceling 3 quizzos a week and eating rice and beans. And it all starts tonight. New quiz at Ugly American at 8 p.m. and Bards at 10:15 p.m. I’ll have pics of last weeks winners in a few minutes. Get your quizzin’ shoes on, it’s time for some action. Hope to see ya soon-Dog the Bounty Hunter.

We’ll Be Back to (Sort of) Normal Soon

jgtlogo5I know that the site has been sort of slack lately, but I promise that Power Rankings and such will be back up next week. It’s kind of tough to post power rankings when there is no Black Sheep or Ugly American quiz for three straight weeks. Sorry about late photos, but I left my camera at Steve-O’s house and haven’t gotten it back yet since Steve-O lives in a remote section of the city (Northern Liberties). Once the World Series is over, things will return to normal. Well, at least to as normal as they ever get around here.

Sorry gang

I’ve been a total slacker. Between the Phils and the holiday, I’ve been slippin’ a bit lately. I’ll be back in gear tomorrow. Yeah, the photos aren’t  up yet. I left my friggin camera at Steve-O’s house friday night, so I’ll have pics up as soon as I get it from him. Of course the schedule this week depends on what the Phils do. In the meantime, I have been doing a fair amount of posting on isportacus. A few things worth checking out.

Thinking about giving up on the Phillies? Read this post.

Once there was a silly old ant…

The greatest inspirational video of all time.

Should the Phils dress in their best and prepare to go down like gentlemen? (written last night, while I was still bitter about Game 4.)

Demonic Witches from Hell are Responsible for Halloween Candy? Just as I Figured

evil_needs_candy_tooThere was a great article on Pat Robertson’s website that I think you might enjoy. In fact, I know you will enjoy it. It is awesome. Kimberly Daniels reports:

The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

  • Sex with demons
  • Orgies between animals and humans
  • Animal and human sacrifices
  • Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
  • Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
  • Revel nights
  • Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
  • Release of “time-released” curses against the innocent and the ignorant.
  • Another abomination that goes on behind the scenes of Halloween is necromancy, or communication with the dead. Séances and contacting spirit guides are very popular on Halloween, so there is a lot of darkness lurking in the air.

Those of you (and you know who you are!) who are sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood to celebrate Halloween need to come to your senses! What you are doing is flat out wrong, I don’t care what the holiday is. As for the orgies between animals between humans and animals, well, let me just say I was at one of those parties last year, and I felt uncomfortable nearly the entire time. If you are going to be hosting animal/human orgies to celebrate the holiday, it should specifically stated on the evite (I’m looking at you, Steve-O). As for the sex with demons, well, we broke up, so that’s no longer an issue. But Kim Daniels isn’t quite done yet! It gets worse! There is something else you should be aware of: your candy is being possessed by witches.

For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches. I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store.

So I also have a message for all of you witches in the greater Hershey, PA, area. Stay away from the candy factory! Let our children eat un-possessed candy this year. Otherwise I will unleash a “time- released” curse on all of you.

RELATED: The Huffington Post has some of the more evil candies that have been prayed over by witches.