Author: aetchells

Trivia Art’s Concession Speech

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Dear quizzoites,

I come before you today to speak of concessions.
Among my favorite concessions, the ones I really can?t get enough of:

At the Movies:

  • Pretzel Bites with spicy cheese
  • Medium Popcorn with real butter flavoring
  • Bladder Buster sized Coke

    At the CoreStates/First Union/Wachovia/LastBankStanding Center I enjoy dining on:

  • Bully Beef Sandwiches
  • Nachos with cheese, salsa, and jalapenos
  • And I can never get enough of….What?s that Johnny?

    I lost? You want me to concede? Are you serious? The Grand Inquizzanator knows more losers with nothing better to do than vote for substitute quizzo master than I do? Impossible! You think I?m going to take this lying down? I know Photoshop. It would be awful if any sort of scandal found the Grand Inquizzanator in compromising photos.
    Congratulations Grand Inquizzinator, you have the voice. But let it be known, if anything happens to the winner, I?m ready to step in and replace the Grand Inquizzanator much like Suzette Charles was ready to assume Vanessa Williams? crown.

    • Trivia Art Makes Last Minute Plea to Voters!

    If you like Johnnygoodtimes.com, Vote Trivia Art!

    • I am the man behind the web site, behind the Photoshopping, adding celebrities and otherwise altering dozens of Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular Winners.
    • I was there at the beginning of the Goodtimes movement back when our man Johnny was just a sports quiz guy.
    • I am the candidate to be at the helm as Johnny heads south to club Mexican seals, or whatever it is that he does down there.
    • I have the trivia background, even a catchy name .
    • I promise to hold sacred the Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular and never again, do a DotCom themed True/False round.
    • And although I admit, I’m no Johnny Goodtimes, I ask yourself, are you better off now than a year ago when there was no Johnnygoodtimes.com?

    Vote Trivia Art the Next Johnny Goodtimes.

    Robots: Friend or Foe

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    Everything seemed to go fine at Doc Watson’s on Monday. The winning team, whose name Johnny forgot, worked with a robot to achieve victory. It was a great moment for human-android relations. The robot was perfectly friendly, and I don’t know what Will Smith has his panties all up in a bunch for. I mean, robots are…HOLY S***, THAT ROBOT JUST ATE SOMEBODIES HEAD OFF! MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WILL! I MEAN, HE DID WRITE PARENTS JUST DON’T AAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Korsakoffs drinking buddies win

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    Korsakoff’s Drinking Buddies had big smiles on their faces after quizzo at Doc’s on Monday. But it wasn’t just because they won, but also because of what they won-a cruise around the town with Debra Lafave! But those smiles turned to frowns a few hours later. “We were a little too old for her,” said Jeff Studkowski.

    Goat Ass Wins, Mary Kate Rehabs at Nick’s

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    The Goat Asses were able to get over the proverbial hump at Nick’s on Wednesday and win their first Johnny Goodtimes Spectacular. But Johnny was able to break the biggest news story in Philly this week, as it was discovered that Mary Kate Olsen, or Ashley, or Mary Ashley, or whatever the hell her name is who blows chunks or starves herself or whatever to lose weight was rehabbing at Nick’s. “We’ve got her eating three roast beefs a day, and she’s already put on like four pounds,” said Nick R. Beef, owner of the establishment. “She should be back to totally sucking in no time.”