Oh Craps
Twin Trouble
The headlines could go on forever. The Modesto Bee reports two football playing brothers at the University of Nevada were arrested on unrelated charges last week. Rodney was arrested for bank robbery, and later confessed to three others. Good brother Randy, was only charged with burglary and forging checks. Rodney who had turned to bank robbery after racking up large debts gambling was philosophical about the arrest, “With craps, you have a 50-50 chance of coming away with money ? like robbing a bank.”
Author: aetchells
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Choke Artist Latrell Sprewell does more than just attack coaches, he’s an inventor too! Not only is he credited with coming up with those spinning rims that we’ve all added to our Escalades, but now he’s brought the same technology to athletic shoes. Pre-order yours today.
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Is your name hot or not? An MIT cognitive scientist posted pictures to HotOrNot.com with different names to see which names got better rankings. For boys, vowels pronounced with the front of the mouth scored higher. The oposite is true of women, fuller names like Laura score higher than those with smaller vowel sounds.
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OK, what’s weirder? That there really is a product called Mecca Cola, or that there are counterfeits of it. We at johnnygoodtimes.com cannot decide either, but are sure profits will skyrocket with copy like this:
“One of the perversions of capitalism lies in the generation within oneself of the most brutal and the most inhumane part of oneself.”
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“I just want to spoon.” Haven’t been hit up with that line yet? Well get ready for it. The next big thing in NYC seems to be cuddle parties.
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When nerds get tattoos. Who knew there were people out there that think permanently altering your body with an Apple logo is a good idea.
Johnny?s in Mexico
Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.
Johnny?s in Mexico
Hey gang. Arrived in Mexico Friday morning. I?m currently working near Playa del Carmen, whisch is about an hour south of Cancun. The heat here is unbearable, but the chicks are unbelievable. The girls working at this dolphin facility are gorgeous. I?ll send back some pictures as soon as I figure out how to hook my camera up to the computer here. Also, the girl who runs the hotel where I am staying is 29 and single. I found that out when my toilet flooded my room on Saturday night. Oh, and I met a cutie from Canada when I was at the Philly airport. My “game” was a lot better at 6:30 a.m. than I ever would have guessed. I think I need to start picking up women early in the morning instead of late at night. As for the tequila, well I haven?t really hit my drinking stride yet. Booze is a lot more expensive here than it was in Cozumel, and you guys know what a cheap bastard I am. I?m trying to help out at this dolphin facility with customer service. It?s pretty bad here. The best thing to compare it to would be…probably customer service in Philadelphia. My Spanish is improving, slowly but steadily. I?ll try to get pics of the hot girls here up on the sight ASAP.
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A few months ago Henry Earl made the Internet rounds, what with his hundreds of arrests for alcohol intoxication and hilarious arrest photos. It is always worth checking in with Henry and seeing if he’s currently incarcerated by the fine folks of the Lexington-Fayette Urban County Government Division of Community Corrections. Be sure to click the Image History on the left for more great shots of Henry.
Election Recap
With the exciting election behind us and the Grand Inquizzinator the winner Johnnygoodtimes.com looks back on the exciting competition.
- Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest Announcement
- Deadline is today, July 16th
- Meet the Contestants
- Newsflash! Verdict is Reached
- Scandal! Girls Insist Voting was Rigged
- Contest Shocker
- Johnny Weighs in on the Contestants
- What the Contestants Learned
- Voting Has Begun
- Inquizzanator Gains Lead, Loses Sanity
- It’s Confirmed. Trivia Art & Inquizzanator to Appear at Doc Watson’s
- Trivia Art’s Last Minute Plea to Voters
- Grand Inquizzanator Responds
- Grand Inquizzanator Wins
- Trivia Art’s Concession Speech
- The Grand Inquizzinator’s Acceptance Speech