I’m gonna post the whole wrestling round in a little while, but here are the toughest questions of the week:
1. Who are the only two men to ever be nominated for oscars for acting, directing, writing and producing all in the same year?

2. How many Canadian provinces border the great lakes?

3. Actors Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker are a duo you’ve all seen, though you would not recognize them if you saw them on the street. What characters did they play?

4. How many horizontal rows of stars are there on an american flag?

5. What is the Intertropical Convergence Zone, the belt of low pressure girdling earth at the equator, better known as?

6. Sheila Burnford is best known for this 1961 childrens book she wrote about animals named Luath, Bodger, and Tao. It was later made into a film.

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Hey, anybody always dreamed of announcing a sporting event, saying with an extremely deep voice, “Jackson checking in for Watkins”? If so, contact me. I need an announcer for my teams little league game tonight. It’ll be fun, I promise.

That’s right, McDonald’s was looking to class up the joint a little, so who did they call up? Starbucks of course! They are combining to form a super restaurant, and one of their first combos is in Bristol. Finally, two crappy entities join forces to make one supercrappy entity!!! I haven’t been this excited since Styx and Night Ranger combined to make Damn Yankees.

One of the highlights of 2006 was, for me, the pizza hunt. In the end, we discovered that Tony’s and Tacconelli’s were the best, with Mama Palma’s a close third. So it’s about that time we try to find a best of again. Should we retry pizza? I mean, there are still hundreds I haven’t tried, and we could try the best ones again and see if they still hold up. Or we could do something new. Best bar no-one knows about? Best brunch? Best coffee shop? What do you guys think? Let me know if we should go pizza again. I mean, I’m cool with it. It’s cheap, fun and delicious. Do you have any other great ideas of things we should go hunting for together? If so, post them below.

Unbelievable news, everybody. American Gladiators is returning to the air! ESPN Classic is going to start showing reruns every weeknight at 7 p.m. And they’re kicking it off with aGladiators marathon on Saturday. That’s right, a chance to see people like you and I (except with mullets) trying to knock Nitro off of a tower with a joust, and avoid a gun shooting tennis balls at them at 100 mph. This was the original reality show, if you ask me. Here’s a sweet powerball match in which Gemini and Billy Wirth get in a little dustup. And here’s some more info on the show itself. I am so fired up right now, I think I might climb into my atlasphere and roll around town.

Pretty good beatdown of modern news by the guys at jib-jab.

-A woman in Maryland claims that her dog saved her by performing the heimlich. NBC10 actually covered this liars bulls***. Hey NBC10, last night my cat Malia (above left) jumped in front of a bullet that was headed for my heart and caught it in her mouth. Then she put the shooter in the figure four leglock until the police arrived. You should do a story on that! Also, I like how there is a link at the bottom of this story that says, “How to Perform Heimlich Maneuver.” Which is silly, because most dogs can’t even read English.

-Hopefully Ann Coulter decides to take a summer jaunt to Surf CIty, NJ, this summer AND EXPLODES.

-My main man Denny Blaze (The Average Homeboy) finished 3rd on VH1’s Top 40 Greatest Internet Superstars!

–Was Eddie Griffin’s car crash a publicity stunt?