Holy Freaking Cow! This Rules!

Unbelievable news, everybody. American Gladiators is returning to the air! ESPN Classic is going to start showing reruns every weeknight at 7 p.m. And they’re kicking it off with aGladiators marathon on Saturday. That’s right, a chance to see people like you and I (except with mullets) trying to knock Nitro off of a tower with a joust, and avoid a gun shooting tennis balls at them at 100 mph. This was the original reality show, if you ask me. Here’s a sweet powerball match in which Gemini and Billy Wirth get in a little dustup. And here’s some more info on the show itself. I am so fired up right now, I think I might climb into my atlasphere and roll around town.