Quizzo News and Notes

jgtlogo5An interesting week last week. Steak Em Up finally lost on a Tuesday, the Satan’s Minions were one away from perfection, and some new kids on the block took the Jams down to the wire. French Fry Thursday was a success-sort of. Kind of funny that when I arrived for our first ever French Fry Thursday, the kitchen at the Ugly American wasn’t working due to a gas problem. Oh well, we gave ate pizza and gave away beer, which certainly didn’t lead to any complaints. French Fry Thursday is back on this week. With French Fries!

As for holiday questions, there will be a few this week, but saving most of them for next week. I’ll keep you updated on holiday scheduling soon.

JGT Power Rankings

  1. powerranksSteak Em Up. Split with a win and a loss this week. They maintain the #1 spot, but the QCS rankings are a lot closer than they were last week. Last week #1
  2. Ivan the Trivial. They’ve won five in a row, and they now have a Bounty on their heads. An impressive performance this week and a loss by the Steak, and this team could hop into the One spot. Last week: #2.
  3. Satan’s Minions. Wow. They only miss one question (They didn’t answer Philly Inquirer as one of the top 10 circulated papers) and score a 117. Their ranking comes as a bit of a disappointment howerver. Howard was hoping they would be ranked #8. Last week: NR
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. They’ve now won 9 out of 10 at the Ugly American. This is a juggernaut. Last week: #3
  5. The Jams. They win, but barely. A one point win at the Vous over a team of brash upstarts. Will this be the start of yet another Jams run? Last week: #4
  6. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion. They weren’t happy about being left out of the power rankings last week, and came out with something to prove on Tuesday, delivering a smackdown to Steak Em Up. They’re happy now. Last week: NR.
  7. Duane’s World. 3rd Place at Black Sheep and 2nd Place at Ugly American. They’re like the Sixers: Always in the running, but lately they’ve just had a tough time landing a win.  (Jon E., I made an NBA reference just for you.) Last week: #5
  8. The Savage Ear. Shorthanded this past week, they still managed to finish 2nd. More importantly, Pam quit wearing sweatpants. Last week: #6.
  9. Why Can’t Us. Pick up Palestra Jon and fall by 5 measly points to the Diabetics. I like the addition of PJ on this team. I think it’s a good fit, and if he continues to play there, I think this team could really shock the Diabetics. Last week: #10.
  10. Axis of Evil Knieval. Lost by 4 to Steak Em Up on Thursday. This team with a storied past has a promising future. Last week: NR

Also receiving votes: Quiz on Your Face, Tiger Woods Mistresses, 1022, Catdog, Unusual Suspects, Jersey Shore is Greatest Cultural Achievment in US History, Limo’s in the Shop

PREVIOUSLY: Click here to see previous power rankings.

Hitler is Red Hot Right Now

Picture 2According to the Yahoo “Pulse”, Hitler is #7 right now, between Taylor Swift and Tracy McGrady, which leads to the obvious question: “Why in the hell are people talking about Tracy McGrady?” He’s going to be in the All-Star game, that’s why. I think Hitler is in the top 10 because Tiger asked him to take his name off his voicemail.

Happy Birthday Doug Kenney, the Man Who Was Killed By Caddyshack

dougkenneyAlways find something interesting when looking through the daily birthdays. Today I came across Doug Kenney, a comedy legend who was the top of his game right before my time. He was one of the three creators of National Lampoon, then sold it for millions and got into movies. He co-authored the immortal Animal House, then produced and co-wrote Caddyshack. Though today thought of as a comedy classic, at the time it opened to negative reviews, and Kenney got deeply depressed, and also started getting heavily into drugs. Weeks later, he died under mysterious circumstances in Hawaii. It remains a mystery whether he jumped or fell off a 40 foot cliff. Here is an article about his life on ESPN.com, of all places.

Old Philly Postcards: The Divine Lorraine

dlorraineI suspect just about everyone Philadelphia knows about the Divine Lorraine, the spectacular building found on North Broad Street. It has been written about extensively, has inspired poetry, is photographed regularly by urban explorers, and it seems like the City Paper does a tribute every year or so. Hell, it’s even got its own facebook page. But most of what has been written about the Divine Lorraine seems to have been written about Father Divine, who purchased the building in 1948 and is undoubtedly a fascinating figure in Philadelphia history. But since so much has been written on the Lorraine in the years it was owned by Father Divine, I’ve decided to focus on the first 50 years of the Hotel, because a) that’s when the postcard was taken b) it is a cool and underappreciated part of its history and c) because this is my website, so I can do whatever I damn well please.

Apparently, there was a lot of money in Philadelphia in the 1890s, as it seems like all of the grand hotels I’ve been writing about in the past week were erected in within a ten year period. Interesting, seeing as this all occurred right after the Panic of 1893. The architect for the building was Willis G. Hale, an interesting fellow who married up to both join the upper class and ensure himself numerous commissions from Philly’s rich and famous. On his architectural style, the best bio I found on him said this: A follower of the High Victorian Gothic school, Hale was an architect without precedent. He built during the post-civil war era, a time known for its flamboyance, its over-complication and its overwhelming presence. Although he was certainly influenced by his mentors Sloan and MacArthur and his better-know peer, Frank Furness, Hale was an eclectic original.

Shortly after his completion of the Divine Lorraine, however, the Victorian style he used fell out of favor and there was a pronounced backlash, sort of like disco.

haleWillis Hale died in Philadelphia on August 29, 1907 completely penniless and out of favor in the architectural community. His achievements in the field were wholly disregarded and he was seen as a fleeting oddity, who no one would much miss. Unfortunately, public interest has never quite swayed back toward Willis Hale. There is little published information about his life and work and most of his buildings that were not reabsorbed for more modern uses have been torn down.

Ironically, at the time he died penniless, people staying in the spectacular building he had designed were among the most wealthy in the United States. The nouveau riche moved to North Philadelphia, and when their friends came to visit, they rented rooms at the glorious Hotel Lorraine (the “Divine” was not added until Father Divine bought the building), which featured modern amenities such as electricity and telephones. Though it was opened as luxury apartments, for reasons I cannot quite ascertain after studying it online, the Lorraine was converted into a luxury hotel only about 6 years after opening, and was a luxury hotel at the time of Hale’s passing.

According to the postcard, rooms were $2.00 and had 360 rooms, but there is no postmark, so I’m not sure when the postcard came out. The GM at the time was one Mr. Chas. Duffy and Fred L. Scholl was the Resident Manager. I’m prety sure they’re dead now. They’re not on facebook.

A great source of the Lorraine’s early history can be found in the book Broad Street North and South. I highly encourage you to a) buy this book and b) check out the awesome photos it has of the Lorraine in the early 20th century. OK, BE READY TO TOTALLY TRIP OUT BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME. Check out the photo of the Cafe Lorraine (below), which according to the book, “had a six piece orchestra that played from 6:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. and starting at 9 p.m., had a cabaret and dancing.” Then you can compare it with the photo below it, which I am fairly confident is the exact same room (There were two 10th floor cafes, but I believe this is the same one).

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Want something even trippier? Check out this urban explorer’s video of this same room, set to piano music, and watch it while looking at the old black and white photo. Too cool. Another cool video is this one, which shows the view from the roof. As for the Lorraine’s current status? Hard to say. It was slated to be renovated for apartments for your professionals and was partially gutted, but those plans seem to have stalled and now it’s unknown what will happen to the beloved building. Here’s some discussion about its future on phillyspeaks.

RELATED: When we are looking for great photos regarding Philly’s architecture, the first place we always turn is phillyskyline.com. The pics on there of the inside of the Divine Lorraine don’t disappoint, (Though we must say that we are a little sad that B-Love, the man behind the website, called it quits last week.)

The 2nd Annual JGT Bad Writing Contest: Christmas Edition

claus-conquers-martians-pic-1Many of you may remember how much fun we had last year with the Alf Landon Bad Writing Competition. Well we’re doing it again this year, with the Bad Christmas Novel Competition. Here’s how it’s going to work. It can be one short sentence or  up to 75 words, as long as it creates the worst opening possible to a Christmas tale. It can be about the Baby Jesus, about Ol’ Saint Nick, heck it can be about Alf Landon’s fruitcake for all I care. Just make it funny and bad. Really, really bad. Worst opening paragraph will win a $20 gift certificate to the Sidecar Bar and Grille, a free t-shirt courtesy of our friends at phillyphaitful.com, and a large bottle of Sly Fox Christmas Ale. Just post your entry below in the comments by next Tuesday at Noon, at which time I will select the worst ten and put them up for a vote. You must fill out a valid email address in the comments or I won’t be able to contact you if you win. Therefore people who don’t submit an email address won’t be eligible to win. No, I won’t be selling your email info to some major corporation that specializes in teeth whitening or penile enlargement. I am way too lazy to do something like that. I’ll get us started with my submission. 

There was no way that Santa could have known that the Soviets were going to attack. As he looked around a bombed-out workshop filled with tiny, lifeless bodies, though, that served as little consolation.

Get crackin, and may the worst writer win!

NOTE: I can’t accept submissions that are too graphic. Sorry, but my grandmom reads this site for heaven’s sake.