Month: July 2009

Latest Spot in the Pizza Hunt: Chuck E. Cheese


My little brother Steve, Chip Chantry, and I decided to hit up the Chuck E. Cheese located near Columbus Boulevard on Snyder last week to try their pie. How was the pizza? What kind of videogames did they have? Why shouldn’t men drink out of straws? Find out by watching the video. If you’d like to know more about Chuck E. Cheese, just watch this sweet commerical.
PREVIOUSLY IN THE PIZZA HUNT:
Homeslice in Northern Liberties.

Marra’s in South Philly.

Mamma Mia at 15th and Spruce.

Phils Win, 22-1

fantasy_u_cueto_576I was at that Phils game last night, and wow. I’ve watched hundreds of pro baseball games live, but I’ve never seen a team score 22 runs before. That was unreal. Up 10-0 in the first, I spent much of the evening just sort of lazily strolling the ballpark, which was great because I ran into Nate from the Kingdom and Greg from Savage Henry. I also pitched at the pitching machine, which malfunctioned and said that one of my pitches went 22 mph, which was really embarrassing because the people waiting in line didn’t know it malfunctioned, so they probably thought I was a pathetic weakling (and we all know that nothing could be further from the truth.) Also, while waiting in line, I saw a dude with a unicorn tattoo on his arm. And it wasn’t ironic. Wow. Anyways, here are some fun stats and Philly firsts from last night’s game.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by MJ

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O’NEALS

  1. Tooth Wind and Fire 94
  2. Jacko on his Backo 83
  3. I Love Oral Eams 82
  4. Dorksided 80
  5. Why is John’s Rum Gone 79

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 109
  2. Jessie Spano’s Caffeine Pills 85
  3. None of Us Have Work Tomorrow 84
  4. Oompa Loompas 70
  5. The Jackson 4 59

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 95
  2. 1022 93
  3. Barstool Racers 80
  4. We Played Better at Good Dog 74
  5. Susan’s Peters 56

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 110
  2. The Unusual Suspects 96
  3. Beaming Sharft and Dazzle 95
  4. 4th Estate 90
  5. Streets of San Fran 89

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 104
  2. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 93
  3. Philabusters 81
  4. Rollins’ Flacid Stick 76
  5. Team Chamber 70

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 109
  2. Sofa Kingdom 109
  3. Axis of Evil Knieval 104
  4. ‘Merica 93
  5. Welcome to Earff 88

Name That Jackson Album

Here’s the latest quiz for Comcast: I name the Michael Jackson song, you tell me what album it was on. Alright, well I’m on the Eastern Shore and getting ready to head back to the Illadelph. Had a great 4th of July weekend, by the by. Went out on the boat to one of the Barrier Islands and hung out on the beach all day. It was incredible. Heading back now. Gonna work on the latest pizza hunt video tonight and have it up tomorrow. Holla atcha soon.

Quizzo Tonight

It is your patriotic duty to attend tonight’s quizzo, as we will be honoring the grand ol’ US of A with tonight’s questions. Kick it off at Ugly American (2nd and Federal) at 8 p.m. where L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics are going for 5 straight. Then on to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. If you are frustrated because it is hard to get a table at my quizzos (I hear this complaint a fair amount), tonight is probably a pretty good bet to get a table. It’s been fairly mellow this week due to the holiday. Hope to see ya tonight!