Month: January 2008

What’s the Most Annoying Song Ever?

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This week, the wild card round was annoying songs (i’ve posted it below in written form). Now it’s your turn. What are the most annoying songs ever, the ones that get in your head and won’t get out? Post below.

1. Before becoming a one hit wonder in 2000, this artist was a member of the group Dru Hill.

2. Who originally recorded the song Macarena?

3. Who had a hit with the song Barbie Girl?

4. Who had a hit with the song Mambo Number 5?

5. Who let the Dogs Out?

6. Who had a hit with the song, It’s Raining Men?

7. What rapper recorded quite possibly the worst rap ever, Get Low?

8. Who had a hit with the song, What if God Was One of Us?

9. What song included the lines:
So I’m ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That’s right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

10. Who sang the annoying yet awesome song, Mr. Roboto?

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Quizzo Bowl Update

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Been getting a lot of questions lately about QB4, and rightfully so. Usually, this is around the time of year that we do it. Well, due to a number of factors (a harder time than expected working something out with World Cafe Live, spring breaks, beer festivals, weddings, etc.), we have had to push it back this year. But no big whoop. I have a date tentatively set (March 29th), but I need to make sure I can get the band here on that date. Once they give me the OK (hopefull by the start of next week), I think I can sign the paperwork and we can start moving forward. As I said before, I think I have the venue I want, and it is a freaking awesome venue, but I want to have it in writing before I go off blabbing about it too much. Just trust me, it’s going to be off the chain. Thanks for your patience. -Mgmt.

BOBBY BADTIMES IS BACK!

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Hey morons. Happy Freakin’ New Year. Hope you didn’t spend your New Year acting like a steakhead in an effort to show off to 21 year old girls. Because that would be pathetic, especially for a person in their 30s. But enough holiday greetings. Let’s get down to business. First of all, sorry it’s been so long. Truth is, I been upstate. Yeah, a year or so ago I punched some dyke cop in the mouth for getting lippy with me. Note to Alycia: do not eat the macaroni in the pen. Just trust me on that one, sweetheart. Alright, here goes:

There are some people for whom simply driving a Ford F-150 King cab truck or a Hummer aren’t quite enough to show off how much of an idiot toolbag moron they are. Nope, these people need to hang rubber testicles from the truck to ensure that a) everyone knows that they are very manly and b) to ensure that they never have a date with a woman with more than 3 teeth. Well, a lawmaker in Virginia has had enough to balls to call for an end to this idiocy. In all honesty, if they gave the electric chair to every person who had a pair of these of these on their truck, I would be all in favor of it.

You know how Hillary’s shrieking about how she has tons of experience, and how Obama has almost none? Which would be a great selling point, except for the fact that she has almost no experience. But she does have a Flowbee, and it’s working wonders with her hair.

Unlike Goodtimes, I have always loved Columbus Day. See, I am a big fan of slave trading mass murderers. I am also a big fan of syphilis. And I hate Europe. So needless to say, I was extremely pleased when this story came out.

Am I the only one who would love to see Pacman Jones and Britney Spears start dating?

Leave Tony Romo alone! How dare any of you out there to make fun of Tony after all he’s been through! He lost the snap in Seattle, he choked against the Giants, he lost Carrie Underwood. He’s a human! He’s my quarterback! But all you people care about is yourselves. LEAVE HIM ALONE! You’re lucky he even played for you BASTARDS! LEAVE TONY ALONE! Pleeeease. That’s my teammate! That’s my quarterback.

Hey Tom Cruise. Thank you for saving my life following that car crash. As I laid there, on the verge of death, I thought to myself, “If only Tom Cruise were here, he’s the only one who can save me.” I wish that Onstar would stop dialing 911 when you get in a crash and just start dialing Tom Cruise. Then we’d never lose anyone in a crash.

My name is Bobby Badtimes. Beware my Wrath!

Willie Gee Discusses Drinking His Own Urine

Those of you who have followed this site for a short while know about my high school buddy Willie Gee. He’s the guy who has been fired from over 25 jobs (if you have never read this, it is required reading!), and he’s a huge fan of Michael Vick. Well, I interviewed him over my Christmas break, and here is the first part of that interview (later, he will discuss his work history in further detail). A short, 3 minute piece where he discusses drinking his own urine while in high school…and having no regrets about it.

On this date

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In 1975, Sara Jane Moore became the second woman in less than three weeks to try to kill Gerald Ford. She was prevented from doing so when a man named Oliver Sipple knocked the gun away. His story is a fairly interesting (and tragic) one, as the publicity stemming from the event essentially ruined his life. Meanwhile, Sara Jane Moore was released from prison a couple of weeks ago (apparently by activist judges).

New Record for Lowest Score Ever

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At the Black Sheep this past Wednesday, a new record was set for the lowest score ever. The previous record 9, had been set a couple of years ago at the Bards, and seemed unbreakable. But all records are made to be broken, and on Wednesday night the young ladies above, Creme de Menthe (with their last place prize, a Neil Sedaka record), were more than up to the task. They got 0 in the first round, got two right in round two, then missed the final 25 questions to finish with a 4. Congratulations, ladies!

I Really Don’t Like Her

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If you were one of the few people that had yet to make up their mind about Hillary C., then be sure to watch yesterday’s Meet the Press. By the time it is over, you are going to freaking hate her. She is just an angry, miserable woman. If the Republicans are smart enough to nominate McCain (which I’m quite sure they won’t be), and the Democrats are dumb enough to nominate Hillary (and I’m confident they are), then I will probably vote for him over Clinton. When she loses that election, maybe she and TO can go to a coffee shop and cry their little heads off.