Who could divorce this?

The whole mess started when she told him not to do that pay per view concert. Now she wants a divorce.
This from the AP report on the Hasselhoff split: He also starred in the 1980s TV series “Knight Rider,” in which his character, Michael Knight, teamed with a talking Pontiac Trans Am sports car to fight crime.

That sentence, taken on it’s own, makes the premise of the show sound ridiculous. But those of us who were seven years old when the coolest thing our brains could have possibly conceived was a “crime fighting talking car” realize that nothing could be further from the truth. That show ruled.
FROM THE ARCHIVES: So does this Hasslehoff-KITT video. You are going to love it. Trust me.
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