Who had a hit with the song “Monster Mash”?

Thinking of going on vacation in a couple of weeks and am looking at possibly Puerto Rico, though Costa Rica is also an option. Has anybody been and have any suggestions about where to stay, what to do, etc? I would certainly appreciate it. Just post below or send me an email.

It was on this date in 1987 that Jim Bakker was indicted after laundering millions of dollars. Now, hundreds of you have been mailing me letters, asking, “Johnny, what are Bakker and that little spark plug of a wife up to these days?” Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First of all, Tammy Faye decided that she no longer wanted to be married after he shacked up with Jessica Hahn, and the couple divorced in 1992. However, he has since remarried (as has she) and is currently ruling over the Jim Bakker Ministries Empire, where he sells flashlights for the Lord. The best part of this site is that, if you look at the bottm, you see that you can order a “Bakker’s dozen” of 13 flashlights for just $200.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, for the 3rd straight year, Johnny will be hosting the Halloween Spooktacular at all quizzoes this week. Candy, scary music, and horrifying questions about halloween traditions, murders, and mayhem will all be found in abundance. To get you in the mood, here’s some info on the greatest horror writer ever, Edgar Allan Poe, and here are some of his stories.

Why, yesterday was the anniversary! It was the worst accident I ever seen. And when they finally pulled the body from the heaping burning wreck it looked like…this!

Come on, peeps! I’m still waiting for your worst Rocky idea entries. Also, let me know what kind of wild card rounds you’d like to see in the future.

Johnny will be gone again tonight, as he heads to Virginia for the 2nd time in 6 days, this time to see one of his good buddies get married. Now, now. There, there, Thursday night players. Don’t take this personally. You know I love you more than I love my Tuesday and Wednesday night players (don’t tell them that, ‘k?). Seperation makes the heart grow fonder. And next week I will have special treats for you guys, just to show you how much I care. Plus this gives you an opportunity to meet Trivia Art, Johnny’s primary consultant and the man behind the website. And Triva Art will be giving away tix to Sun Volt and the Yonder Mountain String Band, both of whom will be playing this weekend at the Troc, as well as CDs of a great local funk band, the Blue Method.

As many of you know, my sister, “Big E” Goodtimes, got married over the weekend. It was, like, the most incredible wedding ever. I got in on Friday night, and there was a party next door to my dad’s house, so we were able to get as housed as we wanted and only have to walk down the dirt lane (my dad lives at the end of a mile long dirt road).

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I’ve got two tix left to go see Adrift in Macao (valued at $86). Here’s the deal. After the enormous success of Rocky VI, famed Hollywood producer Johnny Goodtimes has decided to film Rocky VII, under this stipulation: it has to be the worst idea for a Rocky movie yet. Even worse than the idea for the current Rocky film. So in comments below, you tell me what your Rocky film will be about. What happens to Adrian, what happens to Uncle Paulie, what’s the name of the bad guy, will the Soviets be involved, etc.? Just a one paragraph synopsis of the Rocky film you want me to produce, best one gets the prize.