Worst Idea For Rocky VII Contest

I’ve got two tix left to go see Adrift in Macao (valued at $86). Here’s the deal. After the enormous success of Rocky VI, famed Hollywood producer Johnny Goodtimes has decided to film Rocky VII, under this stipulation: it has to be the worst idea for a Rocky movie yet. Even worse than the idea for the current Rocky film. So in comments below, you tell me what your Rocky film will be about. What happens to Adrian, what happens to Uncle Paulie, what’s the name of the bad guy, will the Soviets be involved, etc.? Just a one paragraph synopsis of the Rocky film you want me to produce, best one gets the prize.