Jim Bakker in the Hizzy

It was on this date in 1987 that Jim Bakker was indicted after laundering millions of dollars. Now, hundreds of you have been mailing me letters, asking, “Johnny, what are Bakker and that little spark plug of a wife up to these days?” Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First of all, Tammy Faye decided that she no longer wanted to be married after he shacked up with Jessica Hahn, and the couple divorced in 1992. However, he has since remarried (as has she) and is currently ruling over the Jim Bakker Ministries Empire, where he sells flashlights for the Lord. The best part of this site is that, if you look at the bottm, you see that you can order a “Bakker’s dozen” of 13 flashlights for just $200.