JGTSI Scores Are Posted!

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You thought they were never gonna be posted. You can admit it. You thought I was just gonna wing it and invite 16 random teams. But no! I finally sat down and added up the scores, and here they are with one week left in the tourney.

A few things to note: I know a couple of teams change their names. You’ll need to contact me and let me know. Also, there is a new Facebook challenge, so if you’re looking to earn a spot at the Invitational, it’s a great way to earn some quick points.

The Big Event will be at Alla Spina on August 21st at Alla Spina, with live music between rounds. More details on that soon.

Pics and Scores of this Week’s Winners

SIDECAR

  1. There’s No I in the Rest of Our F***ing Team 103
  2. Motor City of Brotherly Love 92
  3. In the Lead 90

O’NEALS

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  1. Johnny Love You Goodtimes 102
  2. Jawn of the Dead 100
  3. Twisted Chicken 80

ALLA SPINA

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  1. Fraid Not 103
  2. Long Live the Queef 99
  3. Clip Clop 92

CITY TAP HOUSE

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  1. Teflon Don 104
  2. Underground Bard 103
  3. Particles in Her Box 60

LO SPIEDO

  1. It’s Not Drinking Alone If You’re Pregnant 112
  2. Rio Shitshow 90
  3. Hillary Cling-on 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. Synchronized Trampoline 117
  2. Little Kwings 113
  3. #1 Government Team Competitor 110

FOUNDING FATHERS

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  1. Duane’s World 127
  2. Who’s on Turd 119
  3. Radical Quizlam 109

INDUSTRY

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  1. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 115
  2. Beard Tears 95
  3. Anna Watches Stranger Things 90

BARDS

  1. Must Love Pogs 119
  2. CGA 115
  3. OBGYN Kenobi 113

Scores and Pics of Winners Last Week

SIDECAR

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  1. In the Lead 115
  2. Greenstein 101
  3. Motor City of Brotherly Love 92

ALLA SPINA

  1. Must Love Pogs 121
  2. Illegal Aliens 108
  3. Nurse THIS Back to Health 96

O’NEALS

  1. Jawn of the Dead 115
  2. Kenny Lofton Eats Wonderbread 112

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Tim Kaine Mutiny 119
  2. Synchronized Trampoline 115
  3. Super Fluidity 115
  4. Tempura House 115

FOUNDING FATHERS

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  1. Duane’s World 127
  2. Jitney Spears 110
  3. Who’s on Turd 102

INDUSTRY

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  1. Why Can’t Us 108
  2. Anna Heard There Was a Donkey Show 98
  3. Joe Biden Made Me Cry 76

BARDS

  1. Jesters of Tortuga 127
  2. White Chocolate Brownies 107
  3. Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap 86

Quizzo Tonight

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I’ve got a gig in NYC, so Carl is in charge tonight. Action starts at Industry at 6:30. Great opportunity to get a JGTSI win. (And yes, I know you’re owed a scoreboard. I’ve just been swamped lately. I’ll have it up early next week. Promise!)

On to Bards at 9:15. Have fun tonight while I’m crushing the Big Apple.

And the Skies Opened, and the Earth Was Washed Away, and the Quizzo Was Ended

A storm of Biblical proportions hit the quiz at the Oval on Sunday, and no-one was spared its wrath. No seriously, it was nuts. It hit right after the final round ended, and it lasted for over an hour. It hit so hard and so fast that most of us didn’t have time to make it to cover, and huddled under the little shelter offered by the bar. (Sadly, it also destroyed several scoresheets, meaning we can’t declare a winner. First time it’s ever happened. I’m bummed.)

We had kicked off the quiz with a great crowd, and were having a fun, if fairly humid, afternoon.

Rainoval3Then, just as I asked the final question of Round 4, the skies opened up, and people went running for the scant cover offered by the bar.

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Getting soaked at the bar? Might as well grab a cold one.

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A few hardy souls saw the futility of standing under the minimal cover, and thought it would be a good time to play Jenga.

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While others created makeshift shelters in an effort to stay moderately dry.

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Several people who couldn’t find shelter under the bar or in the makeshift tents made use of what little protection they had from the elements.

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IMG_8206All in all, a pretty memorable time for all involved. And since we didn’t have time to go over the answers for the final round, here they are:

1. What fruit flavor will you find in abundance in a crepe suzette?

Orange

2. What was the name of Anthony Bourdain’s first book?

Kitchen Confidential

3. Lake Champlain lies between what two states?

New York, Vermont

4. What actresses breakout role was as Tony Montana’s wife in Scarface?

Michelle Pfeiffer

5. What candy bar was named after the inventor’s family horse?

Snickers

6. What is the Turkish word for fate?

Kismet

7. What’s the capital of Oregon?

Salem

8. The inventors of Coke, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper all had the same profession. What was it?

Pharmacist

OK, So Completely Disregard Everything I Said Earlier Today

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Alright, let’s try this again.

MONDAY: President’s quiz has been postponed until Tuesday due to thunderstorms. We are still on for Sidecar at 9:30 p.m. 

TUESDAY: President’s quiz is going to be at the Oval at 7. Slick Joe Moore will host at O’Neals and Carl B Sure will host at Alla Spina. There will be no quiz at the Tap House.

WEDNESDAY: UPDATE: Lo Spiedo is cancelled for this week due to the weather and the DNC stuff down there. I will be hosting at the Vous at 6:15 p.m. and at Founding Fathers at 8:30. yeah, turns out my private gig was Thursday, not Wednesday. Sooooo…

THURSDAY: Carl B Sure at Industry at 6:30 and at Bards at 9:15. So there ya go.