What was the name of Underdog’s girlfriend?

There will be quizzo over the next two weeks, hosted by two of Johnny’s cousins. Here’s the line-up.

Monday: Doc Watson’s hosted by Benny Pleasurable Experiences 8:30 p.m.
Tuesday: O’Neals hosted by P.D. Hardtimes 8:00 p.m.
Wednesday: Locust Rendezvous by P.D. 6:15 p.m.
Thursday: Good Dog hosted by Benny 8:00 p.m.

By the way, the picture at the top is the Mona Lisa made entirely of burnt toast. I am hoping to keep a journal of my trip on the website. We’ll see what kind of internet access I get down there. Check back. I’ll try to send back as many photos of hot chicks back as I can. And for all you ladies, I’ll be sending back pics of me in a bathing suit, with a tan photoshopped in. By the way, there will only be one set of questions a week, so you’ll have to limit yourselves to one quizzo a week until I get back. Sorry, but I’m not going to spend my whole vacation coming up with questions about vice-presidents in the 1820’s.

The Blind Squirrels Won at Nick’s Roast Beef, but soon came under fire when it was reported that they were the ringleaders behind last weeks vicious squirrel attack at the Bards. Though the team has denied the allegations, Jim Gardner recently reported that the majority of the Allentown Flying Squirrels are blind, and that the team is currently being held for questioning. Gardner went on to say that this is the most ridiculous story he has ever been a part of, and he thinks Johnny is really just beating a dead horse with this flying squirrel thing.

In what many are considering the biggest upset since the Revolutionary War, Like a Prayer…Shawl? knocked off Getting Into the Paris Hilton and the defending champs Thru Rain, Sleet, or Quizzo at Doc Watson’s on Monday. When reached for comment, Revolutionary War leader George Washington said, “Yeah, beating the redcoats was pretty shocking, but I never thought I’d live to see the day when a team that included Frank Dombrowski and Jeff “Slick” Savage won anything besides Naked Chick Photohunt on the Megatouch.”

After an exhaustive search, Johnny was able to find the results of a contest which took place in March of 1923 at Doc’s Speakeasy (Now known as Doc Watson’s Pub). The winners were The Bastart Children of Claire Huxtable, a surprising team name considering that “The Cosby Show” would not debut for another 61 years.

Goodtimes Groupies became the first team to ever win two different quizzos in one week, as they utilized the strength of The Rock to knock off Bombs Over Baghdad, 96-86.. “Yeah, it was kool to have the Rock on our side,” said Groupie Toby Witherspoon, “But I really didn’t think he had any reason to hit that guy on the second place team over the head with the 2×4.”

Goodtimes’ Groupies were able to pull away in the final round to knock off the Bastard Children of Claire Huxtable, 93-88, at Doc Watson’s on Monday. Groupies are just a fact of life for the master quizzologist. “Yeah, they’re everywhere,” says Goodtimes. “A lot of people think that my life is just a continuous cycle of sex, drugs, and quizzo. They’re right.”**

**Johnny would like to remind kids to stay away from drugs, or they too may wind up photoshopping hot groupies onto their websites and pretending like they’re big time celebrities who score a lot of tail.

What King was known as “Longshanks”? (I’ll need a name and #, for example
Henry VIII)

Satan, sensing a chill, shot up from bed on Wednesday night and ran to his window. “When I saw snow falling,” said the King of the Underworld, “I knew that somehow, the Nation of Quizlam had avoided choking in Quizzo.” The Nation of Quizlam has always been expected to choke in the fourth round. But this week they avoided a meltdown and won handily, and Beelzebub was left out in the cold. “PGW better not start thinking they can bend me over a counter like they do Johnny Goodtimes when it’s freezing in Philly. I’m Satan, b****!”