Contest Shocker!

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After hours of heated debate, the official Johnny Goodtimes Parliament has reached a shocking verdict: That Johnny’s kicking the girls out of the contest was a direct violation of the “No Cute Chick Left Behind” policy that Goodtimes himself had helped to implement at the end of last year! Therefore, the ladies known as Jess Maybe and Katie Sometimes are back in the “Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes” contest, and will be seen next week at the Black Sheep and Locust Rendezvous!

Website of the Day

I’m putting this one back up just to make sure everybody sees it. This is an incredible parody of Bush and Kerry. If you haven’t seen it already, you’ve got to check it out. It’s hilarious. Thanks to White Wilt and a couple of the cuties on the Omelette for passing this on. If you know of a great website worth checking out, please feel free to contact me, and I might put it on the site.

Newsflash! A Verdict is Reached!

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The Grand Inquizzator was able to hold off the two lovely young women known as Katie Sometimes and Jess Maybe in a vote last night, 35-24. The Inquizzator had a huge lead after O’Neals, but the girls made quite a comeback at the Bards. It just wasn’t quite enough. The Inquizzator will move on. But there are no losers in Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo (except for maybe the Western Omelette**), so as a consolation prize, Johnny is going to allow the two lovely young ladies to buy him a drink at a future date. “If these young ladies need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll be there,” said Goodtimes, proving that he does indeed have a heart of gold. We are now down to four teams, and they will be competing over the next week. Then you, the fans, will decide who you want to be the next Johnny Goodtimes by voting on the website next week.

**I’m kidding, White Wilt. Relax.