Johnny is finally getting the media coverage he so richly deserves. You can find a short piece (a very short piece) about the JGT Quizzo Spectacular in today’s Daily News in Dan Gross’s column. Johnny’s name is even written in bold, just like the stars. Rumor has it that Johnny will be acting very haughty tonight, scoffing at all of you little people, and drinking apple martinis with his pinky pointed outward.
Johnny’s Challenge
If five teams or more score 100 points this week, Johnny will sing “Rapper’s Delight” at the bars where the 100 point scorers played.
Question of the Week
Who was the superhero in space on the Fat Albert Show? Also, remember that I’m buying a beer for whoever comes up with the best team name for the DC Expos. Just write it in the comment box below.
Johnny Returning to Nick’s!
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Johnny will be returning to the place where it all started, Nick’s Roast Beef in Old City, wednesday night at 10:15 p.m..
Finally!
A website not scared to tell us the truth about the evils of lip balm!
Randy Watson and S.C. win, voting for Alf Landon
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Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate won at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, defeating the Village Idiots, 86-78. Watson et al then used the opportunity to campaign for their favorite candidate in the upcoming election, Alf Landon. “Listen, this Roosevelt character is running the country right into the ground,” said Randy. “Alf is a guy we can trust to get the job done.” Added Sexual Chocolate, “Yeah, Fireside Chats are for hosebags. And what’s the deal with this ‘New Deal’? It’ll never work.”
Site of the Day
New Team name For DC Expos?
Anybody got any ideas for the new DC baseball team name? I kind of like the DC Setups (as in, “That bitch set me up.”) If anybody comes up with a good name, I’ll make an announcement and buy ’em a beer next week at Quizzo. Just put your name idea under comments.
The Houston 500
This is a fairly interesting article about Houston, whose record for sleeping with the most men in a 24 hour period (620) was recently broken.
How to Show Her You Really Love Her
Save her from two masked intruders who break into your home! Even if you have to set the whole thing up, like this guy in Oklahoma did!