To see what Johnny has to say about Yankee fans in Philly, check out the message board. BTW, the baseball games will be on at all of the JGT Quizzoes tonight, so you will not miss them by playing quizzo.
Story of the Day
Jon Stewart defends his Crossfire appearance. (If you haven’t seen the Crossfire appearance, I highly suggest you scroll down a little bit and dowload it.) If you have a phone line, here’s the transcript of the show.
Stories of the Day
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High Times is endorsing John Kerry. But fear not, Republicans. Pat Buchanan is officially endorsing Bush!
Johnny to Help Cast for Upcoming WB Game Show!
Hey, if any single men between the ages of 21-35 want an opportunity to win big money on an upcoming national reality/game show, please be sure to attend the Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular for the next couple of weeks. Johnny will be helping to cast for this program, as yet untitled. There is no entry fee. If Johnny thinks you’ve got the right stuff, you will earn an opportunity to try out in front of LA casting directors on October 22 at Philadelphia Casting here in Philadelphia. The right stuff is not in the traditional TV sense (this ain’t the Bachelor), but in an intellectual sense. I myself will be trying out. And you will have the opportunity to make a national TV appearance and win BIG MONEY!
Question of the week, booooooy!
What was the name of the DJ for Public Enemy in the 1980s, the man who only “Speaks with his hands”?
Story of the Day
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Have you guys seen Jon Stewart’s performance on Crossfire yet? If not, you have to see this! This is the full interview where he calls Tucker Carlson a dick on national tv.
Johnny welcomed back to Nick’s
Vinnie and the gang welcomed Johnny back to the place where it all began, as I’m Back blew out the competition to win at Nick’s, defeating the Quizlamic Jihad, 101-85. Sadly, Freddie “Boom Boom” Washington was unable to attend.
Dick Cheney’s Stockholders Win, Try to Shed Negativity
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Dick Cheney’s Stockholders, a team of young right wingers, was able to win big at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. They also took advantage of their time in the media spotlight to talk about the good side of Halliburton. “Listen, when people say bad things about Halliburton, they’re talking about the old Halliburton,” said team member Thadley Nickerson III. “The old Halliburton sold Libya and Iraq oil drilling weapons which could be used to detonate nuclear devices and overcharged the army for food and fuel. The new Halliburton cuts people’s lawns, and brings you chicken noodle soup when you don’t feel well. At Halliburton, it’s out with the old and in with the new!”
Help a Philly Sports Hero
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Screw A.I. and T.O. In the truest sense of the word, Manute Bol is the biggest sports hero to ever come out of Philly. He gave all the money he earned in his NBA career to help his countrymen in Sudan, and the money he has made in charity events since then has been given to help orphans in Sudan. Then, in June, he was in a horrific car accident and he has been in the hospital ever since, racking up a huge hospital bill he cannot possibly pay for. Let’s show Manute why Philly sports fans are the best in the world (excluding, of course, the mental midgets who ruin it for everybody else at the Linc) . Donations can be sent to:
Manute Bol Medical and Special Needs Fund
c/o Fleet Bank
4 N. Main Street
West Hartford, Conn 06107
Ern Goes Into hiding
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Hounded by women, despised by jealous quizzo players, Quizzo legend Ern R. Kern has been forced to go into hiding. “The heavy drugs, the beautiful women, the late night bar fights; it was all fun at first, but now it’s just getting out of control,” said the phenom. “I have to wear a disguise now just to go to the grocery store, or I might get molested by a gorgeous woman or sucker- punched by a jealous fan. Fame is certainly a double edged sword.”