The Eagles may be languishing in last place, but our friends across the water are waving their foam number one fingers, as Camden was named the most dangerous city in America for the second straight year. Well, I say we accentuate the positive, so let’s go over a few of our sister city’s fantastic firsts.

• Camden was home of the first drive-in movie theatre.
• Walt Whitman died in Camden. (Shot execution style by a man named Snake.)
• The first color television was manufactured at the RCA plant in Camden.
• The church of scientiology was begun in Camden.

Look out! Here comes a Camden Kool fact! There was a pro basketball team in America’s most dangerous city in the 1960s. It’s name? The Camden Bullets! Click here and listen to Camden’s official song! (click on the Camden link)

This is the place I’m talkin about, on Washington Street, in the Italian Market area (one of the three places up for a vote in the poll).

Wanna get your guys feedback on where we should hold Quizzo Bowl II. Please vote (scroll down a little, on right side of page) for the place where you’d like to see us hold it. If you’ve got any other ideas for where we should hold it, please send me an email to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

Ladies and gentlemen, this just in: There has been a spotting off a naked man, possibly the Naked Zorro, in Doylestown! However, and this is important, the man spotted did not have a mask on. Therefore, we do not want to jump to any conclusions. This could just be a naked Pancho Villa or a naked Emiliano Zapata. However we do want to take this opportunity to provide a link to a story we did a while back about the Naked Zorro, one of our proudest photoshop efforts ever.

Big ups to Morris. He’s the guy who came up with the Irish or Scottish wild card round. Here’s some further info on some other questions I asked earlier this week. Ali G is currently in trouble with the Kazakhstan government. Here’s the transcript of Farrah Fawcett melting down on David Letterman. This is completely insane. Here’s a good article about the Miracle at the Meadowlands (For those who didn’t play earlier this week, The wild card round was “Famous Meltdowns”, in honor of the Eagles Monday night performance.) But here’s the best part. We had two questions this week honoring birthday boy Macho Man Randy Savage. Come to find out, he released a rap album in 2003. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Click here to listen to the hot new joint from the Macho Man.

Wow, last week we had a reporter ask a great question to Drew Rosenhaus. This week, one of the worst questions ever. A reporter investigating the story of the “Cell phone bandit” asked a federal investigator, “Do we know what her motive was?” (Click on the “Woman confesses to robbery” link on right side of page to hear the idiot speak.) Hmmmm. Let’s see, she was robbing a bank, but not for it’s pens or it’s deposit slips. Let’s see, what else could a bank have in it’s possession that could provide a motive? Better get the Pinkerton’s in on this one!

First off, a Happy birthday to Kieran (above, right), who played last night at O’Neals. Also wanna a wish a happy b-day to finger cymbal specialist Spanky Mottola (below), who celebrates his today.


Thirdly, I want to wish a Happy Birthday to the girl below. She actually had her birthday back in early October, and I thought I posted her pic. I didn’t, and was told that I am an a****** when I ran into her at Barrister’s the other night. Fair enough, the dressing down was well deserved.


Finally, I wanna wish a happy big day to Harriet, a tortoise that celebrated it’s 175th birthday on Tuesday. Officials say that it’s the 2nd oldest living creature on earth (Ern is 183).

Here is the blog of some grad student alcoholics in Beantown who are chronicling their tales of quizzo madness as they play almost every night of the week. Thanks to Jenn O. for sending me this link. If you’ve got any good or funny links, please send them to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

Nice job, New York. Way to get the Country Music Awards to be broadcast from your town. What a coup! Look out Nashville, here comes NYC!

Today would have been the Ol Dirty Bastard’s 37th birthday. Here’s something you probably didn’t know about the ODB.
In February 1998, after ODB witnessed a car accident from the window of his Brooklyn recording studio, he and a friend ran to the accident scene and organized about a dozen onlookers who assisted in lifting the 1996 Ford Mustang?rescuing a 4-year-old girl from the wreckage. She was taken to a hospital with second and third degree burns. ODB, using a false name, visited the girl in the hospital frequently until he was spotted by members of the media.