Cruel World

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Yeah, so the haikus have disappeared. Unbelievable, but true. The hosts of this site are the Arizona Cardinals of hosting, so failure seems to be a weekly inevitability. Hopefully they will be finding everything that disappeared at some point. Maybe on an island somewhere or something.

Was that game absolutely incredible last night? I mean, I still think our choke against the Giants was bigger, but last night was still amazing. And the Edge had 36 carries for 55 yards. I’ve never seen a stat line like that before. Bet he wishes he stayed in Indy. And I’ve never heard of a single player have 6 turnovers and his team still win. Honestly, the Bears best offense was the Cardinals offense.

Most Definitely Megan Wins RPS Crown

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64 competitors and dozens of their fans filled Whiskey Dix to participate in the 2nd annual PBR Keystone Classic on Saturday night, and they weren’t disappointed. Well, they were a little disappointed at first, when Johnny screwed up his opening rap. “I think this is a sign that I’m too old for the rap game,” said a distraught Goodtimes afterwards. “I’m hanging it up.” It would be the 2nd retirement of the year for Goodtimes, who retired from American RPS play after winning the city title in June.

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Vote 4 JGT

cpchoice_06.gifYeah, so maybe this website debacle was sabotage by a rival quizmaster hoping to stop me from three-peating as Philly’s Best Quizmaster. I mean, hey, let’s face it, my quizzo is no Fado quizzo, but it ain’thalf bad. Oh and ladies, and when you’re voting for me, when it asks for your reason, just write, “Cause he is one fine lookin’ cat.” That would be great.
VOTE FOR JOHNNY!

Um, yeah

So everything I’ve posted for the past week disappeared yesterday. Have I told you all lately how much fun I’m having with the group that hosts my website? Anyways, it’s a lot of fun. So let’s just pretend like last week never happened. Oh, and the RPS tourney was EPIC. I’ll have lots of photos and a write up soon. Then it will probably disappear magically.

The rest of October – Before the machines ate it

Tonight’s the Night, Eagles Fans

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Yep, we’re gonna be showing the Packers-Eagles game tonight on the large movie screen at the Trocado. Gonna be $2 PBRs, Dollar dogs, concert quality sound, and lots of stuff to give away. Also, I’m gonna be hosting some football quizzo beforehand, kicking off at 7:30 p.m. We’ll be filling out score squares (first come, first serve, with a chance to win kool stuff) and doing some Wheel of Terrific at halftime. Hope to see you there!

So Here’s the deal

I’m gonna post the winners followed by a famous quote. You are going to write in the comments section who said it. No googling the quote! It’s not like you win anything (other than glory), so cheating to find the answer would be really lame. One guess per person.