(Updated changes in bold) Alright gang, should be a great show this Saturday. The Pirate exhibit sounds pretty sweet, and we’re gonna do a Pirate quizzo Saturday night at the Franklin at 8 p.m. Yes, all questions about pirates, more or less. Now, I’m not sure I can make it due to some previous business plans, but my good friend Randy the Buccaneer told me he can fill in if need be. So we’ll see. However, I must warn you: there have been rumors of actual pirates attending, and they are armed and dangerous, so you would probably be safer to like go to Glam or something. Basically, it’s gonna be free, and the top two teams walk off with the Booty. The winning team will walk away with a prize package that will include passes to check out the Pirate exhibit. They are encouraging reservations by calling (215) 448-1254. Here’s a National Geographic article on the ship that is on display.

My long time nemesis and overall jerk Chip Chantry is hosting a comedy show at the Khyber tonight and trust me, you’ll want to go because this guy who does a character called “Security Officer Barnes” is performing and it is one of the most insane and hilarious characters I have ever seen. It’s only $5, and yeah, you’ll have to sit through Chip’s dumbass set but the rest of it should be hilarious. Also, Chip just did a little write-up about Austin, Texas, and it’s only slightly longer than the Constitution, except less funny. So if you’re in an airport and your flight just got delayed until tomorrow afternoon, you should really check it out. Also, the show has Steve Gerben and Secret Pants on it, and they are both pretty funny. Whatever.