My long time nemesis and overall jerk Chip Chantry is hosting a comedy show at the Khyber tonight and trust me, you’ll want to go because this guy who does a character called “Security Officer Barnes” is performing and it is one of the most insane and hilarious characters I have ever seen. It’s only $5, and yeah, you’ll have to sit through Chip’s dumbass set but the rest of it should be hilarious. Also, Chip just did a little write-up about Austin, Texas, and it’s only slightly longer than the Constitution, except less funny. So if you’re in an airport and your flight just got delayed until tomorrow afternoon, you should really check it out. Also, the show has Steve Gerben and Secret Pants on it, and they are both pretty funny. Whatever.