90210 and the New Kids on the Block both make their comeback on the same day? I feel young again! Reviews for the New Kids album are…ok. Newsday says: Not only does the Boston quintet’s first new album in 14 years surpass the usual cobbled-together-so-we-can-tour reunion record, it is actually the best album of their multiplatinum career. Woo-hoo! I knew it! I knew it would be great! But wait, Radar isn’t so sure: It’s mature, we suppose, and it continues throughout the album, but it only succeeds in making things uneasily skeezy…In fact, it’s almost all voyeurism and sad attempts at acting horny! Truth be told, I kind of like the Summertime song (above). No seriously, it’s not that bad. Oh, and get this: they recently slammed the Backstreet Boys! “Backstreet’s records sound the same as before – their music didn’t evolve like ours has,” said Danny. Oh boy, I hope this doesn’t turn into a Biggie Smallz-2Pac situation, but I’m afraid that’s just where this is heading.
Question of the week
Live From Salisbury
Kicking it in Surprising Salisbury Maryland. Had a great weekend at home and am on my way back up now. Went to a cookout celebration for my homie Matt (who I mentioned in last weeks Metro article) who recently got engaged, officially making me the Last of the Mohicans. I hope somebody throws me a cookout if I go on a 3rd date. Anyways, I tried to convince Mary to marry me for the 100th time, still with no success, though I think I may be weakening her resolve. Spent all day yesterday on the Barrier Islands. Absolutely perfect day on the beach. Also won two games of bocce. Question of the week coming soon, then I’m back on the road again.
See Ya Later, Suckas
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Heading down to the Eastern Shore for a long weekend of sitting on the couch and watching college football with my homeboys. A few interesting quizzo notes before I depart: New record set last night for lowest winning score ever, as Bad Parenting won with a 59 at the Good Dog. In all fairness though, last night’s quiz was one of my toughest ever. The Jams have now won 7 in a row, and the Bounty is up to $30 on Wednesday night. Another Bounty offered: The Sofa Kingdom won their 5th in a row last night, so there will be a $20 Bounty on their heads on Tuesday. In other news, I could be broke by the end of next week. Anyways, been an interesting week on the website. Here are a few highlights:
- Polls for best looking members of 90210, male and female.
- Weather or Not unveils their new Myspace page and their latest video.
- How good will the Eagles be this year?
- An introduction to my favorite teacher.
Was Beethoven Black?
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The 50/50 round last night was Beethoven or Mozart, and one of the questions was “Which one was rumored to be black?” The answer is Beethoven. This from africawithin.com: Frau Fisher, a close friend of Beethoven, described him with “blackish-brown complexion.” Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: “Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.”
Emil Ludwig, in his book “Beethoven,” says: “His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].” Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book “An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,” wrote “His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.”
So was he black? The Straight Dope says that the evidence is extremely thin.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by 50th B-Day Boy Michael Jackson
- Young, Old, and Restless 99
- Lamda Lamda Lamda 95
- Where’s the Rum Gone 94
- Scrotto Saggins 86
- Monstrous Magician 83
- Dork Sided 83
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 106
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
- Touch Dicks 91
- David Wright is a Catcher 85
- Worried About Coop 68
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 112
- Party Unity My Ass 98
- Rural Jurors 95
- Susan’s Peters 93
- My Mom Says I’m Cool 81
BLACK SHEEP
- That’s a Big Twinkie 99
- Duane’s World 89
- CatDog 77
- Sexual Nintendo 77
- Joe Biden Copied Off My Paper 73
GOOD DOG
- Bad Parenting 59
- Mr. & Mrs. Schlossenbergenstein 57
- Library Slaves 55
- JohnnyBettertimes 50
- Red Rockets 33
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 91
- Fove Fried Chickens 84
- Diego’s Giant Dancing Ass 82
- I’m Worried About Coop 79
It’s JP’s Birthday…But Now I Hate Him

Our boy Brandon Walsh turns 39 today, but while reading about him I came across this depressing note on wikipedia: Priestley is a big fan of the band Barenaked Ladies and went to many of their California concerts in the early to mid-1990s. He eventually met the band and in his desire to help them succeed, suggested that he direct the music video for “The Old Apartment”, and used his fame to persuade American stations to air it. He did just that, and also invited the band to play at the “Peach Pit After Dark” on an episode of 90210. Lead singer, Ed Robertson, continues to cite him as being instrumental in their American success.
I HATE the Barenaked Ladies and will never forgive Jason Priestley for making them popular. I hope your birthday sucks.
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Has John McCain Lost It?
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What in the hell has happened to John McCain? Has he lost his mind? Seriously? Or is has the Straight Talk Expresser started following the Bush tactic of only taking questions from people who cheerlead for him?
Wha??????
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Most of the people around town I’ve talked to are pretty uninspired by this current Philadelphia Eagles team. The over/under on wins this season seems to hover around 8. Ray Didinger, who probably knows more about football than anyone in this city, sounds uninspired by them. Turnout at Lehigh wasn’t even all that great. So yesterday, a bombshell in the form of my latest copy of Sports Illustrated. SI has them finishing 12-4 and going to the Super Bowl. What? Am I the only one who is dumbfounded by this? This is an 8-8 team that gained one good cornerback and lost their only good receiver for 6 weeks. A team with a QB who begged for weapons and got none. A stubborn coach who thinks that his system can overcome the glaring deficiency at WR, even though all of the evidence proves him wrong. Sorry but I still got this team at 8-8. Your prediction?
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The latest is on my favorite teacher, Mrs. Gladden. Who was your favorite teacher?
