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O’NEALS

1. Young, Old, and Restless 99
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 95
3. Where’s the Rum Gone 94
4. Scrotto Saggins 86
5. Monstrous Magician 83
6. Dork Sided 83

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
3. Touch Dicks 91
4. David Wright is a Catcher 85
5. Worried About Coop 68

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Party Unity My Ass 98
3. Rural Jurors 95
4. Susan’s Peters 93
5. My Mom Says I’m Cool 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. That’s a Big Twinkie 99
2. Duane’s World 89
3. CatDog 77
4. Sexual Nintendo 77
5. Joe Biden Copied Off My Paper 73

GOOD DOG

1. Bad Parenting 59
2. Mr. & Mrs. Schlossenbergenstein 57
3. Library Slaves 55
4. JohnnyBettertimes 50
5. Red Rockets 33

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 91
2. Fove Fried Chickens 84
3. Diego’s Giant Dancing Ass 82
4. I’m Worried About Coop 79