Presidents Quiz Impossible Round

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Here’s the questions from last week’s impossible round on Presidents.

  1. Who was the youngest person to ever become president?
  2. Who was the only president to never marry?
  3. What four presidents died of natural causes while in office?
  4. True or False. John McCain was not born in the United States.
  5. Who were the only two presidents to sign the Constitution?
  6. This cartoonist not only produced the fat version of Santa Claus, he also gave us the Donkey and the Elephant as Party symbols. Who is he?
  7. Perhaps the most underrated president of all time, in 1848 he became the first president to not seek re-election.
  8. What was the last name of the President on the West Wing?
  9. In what city was President McKinley assassinated in 1901?
  10. In what state was George W. Bush born?

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Latest in the Metro

Here’s my latest in the Metro. It is about ways the city can raise funds to help pay off the debt. I have already received a letter from one angry Jerseyite named Joan, and am hoping to receive more. The letter read:
Hey, Johnny Smartass. I’m a jerseyite that has been working in this city for almost 30 years which
means that I have more than supported this city’s economy along with every other Philadelphia employed person from Jersey, by paying that inflated city wage tax. Oh, my Hummer which is disguised as a 10 year old Taurus station wagon is parked at the Speedline so I don’t have to pay the $4 bridge toll, which you mistakenly stated as $3. However, I would be happy to send you the $1 difference because that’s about as much as your opinion is worth. Have a nice Day.

She brings up a good point: we also need to charge Jerseyites extra when they get off the train.

Hey

Still plugging away at this mystery that ginger and I embarked on a few days ago. I think it’s going to be a good one. It’s about a creepy old tunnel. Just lots of video and info to go through. As for tonight, here’s the line-up:

  • Locust Rendezvous 6:15 p.m.
  • Black Sheep 8 p.m.

Hope to see you tonight!

Everything’s Coming Up Tonya! (This is a Must Read)

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With today being Tonya Hardings 38th birthday (Happy Birthday T-Money!), I decided I would check out her personal website, and on it I found perhaps the most amazing thing I have ever seen. There was a section called “Fantasy” which I clicked on out of curiosity. It was even more amazing than it sounded. Apparently, Tonya had some sort of contest in 2000 to see who could come up with the best fictional sex story using her as a main character. I am not kidding. Now usually, if you are a semi famous figure and some stranger sends you a fantasy story in which they fantasize about having violent sex with you, you probably call the police, right? Not our Tonya! She declared that the psycho who wrote that story the winner of her contest. She is such a rebel! There were others that were equally unbelievable. This next piece (From Fankie) comes from a story about a guy who robbed a bank and took Tonya as a hostage: We jumped in, Tonya driving and together we tore through town, passed Carl’s Gas Station, then down a long country road with tons of money, Tonya’s t*ts bouncing‚ and the sound of a siren wailing somewhere in the distance. We took a corner hard and a hubcap spun loose, disappeared off into a ditch on my right. I’d had a lot of breaks in my life, none good. And now I had resorted to bank robbery. What a life. Maybe not perfect but then again‚ Tonya had joined me, good or bad. Perhaps my luck would change. Oh yeah, Fankie. Your luck was about to change, alright. Here’s another one, from Sam:

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