This is just incredible: a tournament featuring the most tyrannical despots of the last one hundred years to find out who is the most evil man in the world. Just go to the site and click on the first dictators contest. Also, be sure to check out Johnny’s remarks about Terrell Owens on the message board.

We Need a John and Quit Using the Bushes was able to pull off a narrow defeat at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. But their hard earned victory came with a price: shortly after the contest, three of the team members were stabbed to death by Dick Cheney. “We don’t need a bunch of wise asses like these if we want to achieve a new world ord-I mean an honorable conservative agenda,” said Cheney before slinking back into the shadows.

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Send me your Halloween photos so I can put them on the site! Just click on “Contact Johnny” on the right and send me an email. Also, let me know which prez you would most like to have a beer with by posting your answer on the message board. Stories about last week’s winners are below.

This year’s election could come down to…dead people!

Who took over as President upon Garfield’s assassination?

Though Dwayne “The Brain” McClain’s victory at Doc’s has been officially disputed, Johnny has decided to post them as the winners regardless. “Oh, come on,” said Hidalgo Monsignor of 3rd Place Suck It Trebek. “I mean, they had that giant brain with mystical powers sitting on the table, and Johnny didn’t disqualify them? And I get in trouble if I use my cell phone?” Johnny says that giant mystical brains don’t count as “electronic devices” and, for now at least, they are still permissible.

Here’s an interesting explanation of the defamation of Edgar Allan Poe’s character after his death. By the way, if you haven’t already visited the EA Poe House here in Philly (7th and Spring Garden), I HIGHLY recommend it. I like it even better than the Mutter Museum.

PHILADELPHIA, PA (October 29, 2004) – In a battle of Philadelphia’s favorite acronyms, who would have guessed that the winner would not be TO or AI, but JGT? In a contest held by Philadelphia’s City Paper, former dolphin trainer turned quizmaster Johnny Goodtimes was voted “Best Local Celebrity” in what was unquestionably the biggest upset in America since…well, since the Red Sox won the World Series.

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Read Johnny Goodtimes’ story about the origins of baseball at The Aurelian, an online magazine started by the guys who won last week at O’Neals.