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We Need a John and Quit Using the Bushes was able to pull off a narrow defeat at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. But their hard earned victory came with a price: shortly after the contest, three of the team members were stabbed to death by Dick Cheney. “We don’t need a bunch of wise asses like these if we want to achieve a new world ord-I mean an honorable conservative agenda,” said Cheney before slinking back into the shadows.