Aparna the Robot Wins at Brownstein Group

Aparna the Robot was able to squeak past the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 83-78, at the Brownstein Group’s party on Friday. There were a lot of hot gals working there who were apparently intimidated by Johnny’s celebrity status, because none of them asked the award winner for his phone number. That must have been it. There’s simply no other plausible explanation. Another unfortunate turn of events: Dan H. refused to reprise his award winning rendition of “Crazy Lil’ Thing Called Love.”