Before we get to my Slumdog review, a little venting: Leave it to the stupid Riverview Theatre to take a movie off the marquee two days before it goes up for a best pic award. Last night, it showed that Benjamin Button was showing at 10 p.m. Now it’s appears that the movie isn’t showing at all in Philadelphia. Crap. I guess those showtimes I looked up ended last night. Oh well, it might be a blessing in disguise. If memory serves, somebody got shot watching Benjamin Button at the Riverview over Christmas. Anyhow, the closest place to watch it is apparently Voorhees. I don’t even know where in the hell Voorhees is.

Where was I? Oh yeah, so Slumdog Millionaire was pretty awesome. Wasn’t as well done as Frost/Nixon, I didn’t think, and none of the performances were as incredible as Langella’s, but it was a better story. So as of right now I’m torn as to which one should win. Gonna see Milk at 7:15. Maybe I’ll find a way to get to Voorhees tomorrow night and go see Button then. But it’s really dumb that you can’t watch one of the films up for an Oscar anywhere in Philadelphia. Still waiting for somebody to invite me to a freaking Oscar party. Um, hello? I’ll even bring over some good Oscar questions.

Two days away from Oscars and I have seen none of the Best Pic noms. Inexcusable, so I’ve decided to take care of that in one fell swoop. I’m gonna try to watch four of them today. Frost/Nixon at Noon, Slumdog Millionaire at 2:30, Milk at 7, and Benjamin Button at 9:10 p.m. Keep in mind, there is a decent chance I will quit halfway through. But I am going to make an honest effort (I have no desire to see The Reader and it’s not gonna win.) If you wanna join me for Frost/Nixon or Slumdog, drop me a line. Also, if you are having an Oscar party on Sunday that I can invite myself to, shoot me a line as well. I have a break this afternoon, so I’ll let you know on the site how it’s going.

Are the Axis of Evil settling in for a rivalry with Fort Awesome at the Good Dog? It’s starting to sound that way. Rumor has it they’ll be back tonight. Action kicks off at 8 p.m. Meanwhile, if the past several Thursdays are any indication, expect a wild night at the Bards. Bards Thursdays seem to be when the heavyweights come out to play. 10:15 p.m. Also, any time you want to recommend a wild card round topic, feel free to drop me a line. Tonight’s round is from a suggestion by a regular. Finally, in case you haven’t heard yet, you can play quizzo on the picture tube*. Go to Comcast On Demand>>Free Movies>>Scene It Trivia>>History-1.

*Think I’m done shilling this thing? Not even close.

• Part two is here.
• Part three is here.

The Jams squeaked out another one last night, with a two point win over My Mom Thinks I’m Cool. There are unsubstantiated rumors of the both the Kingdom and Lamda making an appearance next week. The Champs played last night. If they return as well, we would see 4 of the top 5 finishers from last year’s Quizzo Bowl and the only three teams to ever win Quizzo Bowl in the same bar at the same time. A colossal Battle of the Titans, and if your team beat all four of them you would have bragging rights for All-Time. We’ll see.

Couple of notes from last night:

• The reason that I was using my own music for intro and weekly double wasn’t because I was shamelessly self promoting. It was because it is the only music I have that I have the rights to. And without having the rights, they can’t play it on the TV.
• Samantha Brown is very nice. And quite cute. She also had a sore throat, so that’s why she was a little hard to hear. I wish the crowd could have been a little more subtle than screaming “SPEAK LOUDER! WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!” when she started to speak. After she got done, she said, “Rough crowd,” to which I responded, “Welcome to Philadelphia.” I doubt she gets screamed at at most of the other cities she visits.
• There was one guy at last night’s quiz who seemed really angry that there was a TV crew there. I mean, really, really angry. When the camera guys came by his table, he was like, “Go away! No seriously, do you not hear me? Go away!” Simmer down, home skillet. If the purity of your quizzo was sacrificed by the TV thing, there is a new quiz tonight. No TV cameras. No celebrity appearances. Just you, me and 40 questions. Oh, and the other teams. If it was just you and me it would be kind of weird.
• For those who think I just sold out, all I can say is, “Puh-leeez. I sold out years ago. See Traffic.com, MyFOXPhilly, Comcast On Demand, etc. I’ve been a corporate hack for years.”
• There was a team named “Samantha Brown, Buy Us a Round”. At the end of the game, she bought them a round.
• The show will probably air around May sometime.

No Travel Channel appearances last night. Means you got a 1 in 4 chance now of appearing on the moving picture box. Couple of quizzo notes to keep in mind:

• Bounty on the Jams tonight! $25 extra bones to the team that finishes first at the Locust Rendezvous. Kickoff 6:15 p.m.
• Black Sheep Quizzo tonight at 8 p.m.
• Still looking for band, afterparty spot, and halftime show ideas for Quizzo Bowl V at the New Golden Palace in South Philadelphia.Holla at me if you got any good ones.
• Quiz this week is fairly difficult, but not impossible. High score last night was a 101 at O’Neals.
• Oh, and if you haven’t already, check me out on Demand. It’s pretty fun (Though I must admit the quiz is a little tough. I’ll soften up next time.) There are gonna be more quizzes (Entertainment, Sports, etc.) On Demand in the near future. I’ll keep ya updated.

Alright, gonna post the pics of last week’s winners. Under each pic will be a question about a celeb with a birthday today. One guess per person total.

With all of this excitement going on around ME, Johnny Goodtimes, I almost for got about you, the Little People. But don’t worry. I didn’t have a chance to post pics of last week’s winners because I am now a HUGE TELEVISION MEGASTAR, and don’t have time for such trifling details. Also because I had to go to court today, only to find out I was a day early and now have to go back tomorrow. They laughed at me. But yeah, I’ll post photos tomorrow. Before I return to court.

Speaking of laughter, if you missed last night’s show at the Khyber you missed one of the funniest things that has ever happened anywhere ever, and that was the performance of Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez. Ask anyone who made it to the show (we had a great turnout, big thanks to all in the quizzo community who made it out) and they’ll tell you it was one of the funniest things they’ve ever seen in their lives. Next show is on March 16th, and it looks like this is the first thing that Chip and I have ever collaborated on that is a success. So you should check it out.

Oh yeah, quizzo. Some of you folks prefer seeing ME, Johnny Goodtimes, live instead of on the moving picture box. Understandable. My live performances call to mind a young Peter Frampton. Therefore I will be gracing you with my presence at O’Neals at 8 p.m. and at the Bards at 10 p.m. tonight. Don’t believe the hype.

After barely escaping with their lives last weeks, the Jams will be at it again this week, going for 7 in a row. The prize for the team that defeats them and finishes first? $25 cash, in addition to the 1st place gift certificate. Good luck!