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O’NEALS

  1. Emesis Nemesis 102
  2. Same Name as Last Week 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 90
  4. Dorksided 83
  5. 3 Wolf Moon T Got me Laid 82     

BARDS

  1. Spock’s Cock: It’s Vulcan Huge 98
  2. Bend Over and I’ll Show You 92
  3. Deacon Blues 91
  4. Sofa Kingdom 89
  5. Pink Pants 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 94
  2. The Jams* 80
  3. Exhume to Consume 77
  4. Quiz on Your Face 73
  5. Barstool Racers 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The S***ty Beatles 92
  2. Mixed Nuts 89
  3. Duane’s World 86
  4. Satan’s Minions 85
  5. Unusual Suspects 80

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
  2. No Talent Ass Clowns 101
  3. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 89
  4. Fire Glen Miller 84
  5. Mr. and Mrs. DiPasquale 75

BARDS

  1. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt 95
  2. Kobe is Not a Rapist 81
  3. Please Speak Clearly 81
  4. I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me… 77
  5. FC Dune Buggy II 62

 

*aka Hanging Body was Kung Fu Dying. Loss ends 5 game winning streak, and 1022 claims the bounty.

Playing Hookie

Went to the Georgia Aquarium today and now I gotta get ready for the rehearsal. This came after last night when we went to a place called the Twisted Taco. It’s like a Southern Kildare’s. It was hilarious. Arthur Kade would love the Twisted Taco. Anybody got any suggestions for where I should go on Sunday when I have a free day in Hotlanta?

Anyways, this is the first wedding I’ve ever been in. I hope I don’t stand facing the wrong way or anything. I’ll have pics and scoreboard up tomorrow Sunday. For real.

Your Arthur Kade Thought For the Weekend

Arthur says:  At that moment, I realized that I am a savior, a god to people who sit at their desk the whole day, hate their lives, and want to probably jump off a roof because they are so miserable. I am the modern day “Acting Moses”, the person who was given the drive, looks, and talent to lead my followers to the promise land, and make the impossible, possible. 

I hope all of my fellow Arthur Kadets are able to visit the “promised land” this weekend. I bet it looks a lot like Arthur’s basement.

Hola From Sunny Charlotte

Hey kids, sitting in the Charlotte airport getting ready to catch a connecting flight to Asheville, where I’m hanging out this weekend. I’ll be posting scores when I get into Asheville. One thing I kind of like about the Charlotte airport: there are rocking chairs everywhere. For some reason that seems really cool.

They just announced that maintenance is on board the aircraft and that we may have to wait a few minutes before we board. Then I heard a few people moaning, which totally blows my doors. I mean, would they rather the maintenance people not fix whatever it is that’s wrong so we could take our chances in a faulty aircraft? When a wing blows off at 30,000 feet, are they gonna say, “Yeah, it sucks, but at least we boarded on time.” I just don’t understand people sometimes. Alright, well I’m off. Talk to ya soon.

Quizzo Tonight

 
The best way to get over your Memorial Day hangover is to do more drinking. We kick if off at O’Neals at 8 p.m., then move on to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. Hope to see you tonight! (I just added the above video because I love that song.)