Shibe Super Squares

We’re going to have some fun with Super Bowl squares this year, and we’re going to raise money for a terrific cause. Here’s how it works: It’s $10 a square, payable on venmo to @jgtquizzo (or $jgtquizzo on Cashapp or johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com on paypal…and please put “Sharks pool” in the notes). After we get 100 squares filled in, we’ll randomly assign numbers. At the end of each quarter, the last two numbers of the score will determine our winner (for instance, if the score is 14-7 Chiefs after the first quarter, whoever has the Chiefs 4 and the Bucs 7 will be our winner.). That person will win an Eagles bundle, including our Vet stadium shirt, our Holcomb winter hat, a pair of Eagles socks, a pack of vintage football cards, AND we’re going to throw in a Philly Word Art poster, making this a $115 value. Whoever gets the numbers for the FINAL score will win this beautiful Mitchell and Ness sweater jacket.   

100% of the money raised in these squares will go to the South Philly Sigma Nu Sharks football program. Started in 1992 by the Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, the Sharks service over 400 youth between the ages of 5 and 14. The program offers numerous football leagues, a basketball leagues, and offers tutoring services. They are hoping to purchase tackling and blocking sleds in an effort to reduce live contact in practice as part of their concussion prevention efforts, and $1000 will go a long ways towards that effort. So join us in raising money for a great program and a great cause!

To sign up, just go here, enter your info, and pick a box (you can pick up to 3 at $10 a box). Takes like 15 seconds. Once we get to 100 boxes filled, we’ll draw the numbers for the boxes. Good luck!  

And if you want to check out any of our other Eagles gear, this week only it’s ALL 30% off. Click here and use the checkout code eagles30

The War on Quizmas Spectacular!

Yes, it’s been a rough year, but even with our backs against the wall, we must continue our relentless War on Christmas! But before we kill this vile holiday and erase it from the history books, let’s have some fun celebrating the movies, traditions, and treats it’s given us. Same deal as usual: $35 per team (just buy one ticket for your whole team) and we’ll do a 50/50 raffle. You can purchase your ticket here. This time the recipient will be Beyond the Bars, a program that recently was announced as a finalist for the prestigious Lewis Award.

Our Toy and Clothing Drive Is Live!

Our annual toy and clothing drive is now underway. The way we do it is simple. Pick a child on this spreadsheet (or more than 1 if you’d like), find a toy they’d like on Amazon, purchase it and have it mailed to the address below. Take about 30 seconds and makes a WORLD of difference to a child who might otherwise not get a toy this Christmas. Thank you everyone for your continued annual support for our annual toy and clothes drive! We couldn’t do it without you! And thank you to the Poor People’s Army, we couldn’t do it without them.

(Child’s first name) c/o PPEHRC Toy Drive 

1505 West Allegheny Avenue

Philadelphia PA 19132

Black Friday Weekend Sale!

There’s no reason your holiday party has to be an awkward, chaotic gathering in a Zoom room when you’ve got the opportunity to make it the most virtual fun you and your team have ever had instead. Let the Johnny Goodtimes team host your event, and watch the virtual high fives, fist pumps, and trash talk fly. From a basic quiz for 10 people to one with a virtual bartender and customized questions for 300, we can make it work for all budgets and group sizes. And this weekend only, we’re taking $50 off our usual prices.

Want to learn more? Just fill out this short form, and we’ll get back to you within 24 hours with all of your options. Thank you, and hope to see you and your crew soon!

Congratulations to Smells Like Quarantine Spirit!

Smells Like Quarantine Spirit held off a couple of feisty challengers to come away with a win at the Fall Brawl on Sunday. After a disappointing 82 in the Semis that barely got them in as the 8th team, they turned on the afterburners in this one and had a perfect 45 in the Impossible Round, allowing them to slip past the Very Stable Geniuses who led after three. It was back to back wins for the SLQS, who also won the Summer Slam. The quiz featured a 50/50 round that gave people fits and an epic picture round that we’ll post later. I’ll be ordering their title belts this week. Here were the final scores:

  1. Smells Like Quarantine Spirit 98
  2. Underground Bard 91
  3. Very Stable Geniuses 91
  4. Expired Walmart Meat 90
  5. FFSF 89
  6. L. Ron Hubbard 85
  7. Queefer Sutherland 78
  8. Yacht Rock 77

The Launch of New Newsletter

As some of you have noticed, I’ve started a newsletter that I send out (almost) every Friday. It’s the Friday Five, similar to what I used to do on the site but I loved the layout of this new email program so much (Flodesk) that I thought I’d move it to a newsletter. It’s a quick and easy read, just a couple of sentences about my favorite things I ate, drank, read and listened to over the previous week (most of it local). If you already signed up for it in the past and haven’t seen it yet, be sure to check your spam and promotional folders. If you haven’t signed up for it yet, what are you waiting for? Next one comes out this afternoon. SIGN UP HERE.

It’s Time to Give Up on America….and Go All in on Philly.

We still don’t know who will win the Presidency yet, but we do know that people (OK, primarily white people) turned out in droves to vote for Donald Trump. More people voted for him this year than in 2016 which is…deflating. Heartbreaking. Infuriating. He has been a catastrophe for the country by any standard and now people want four more years of this madness? Why? It is too much, in an already brutal year, to contemplate.

So don’t. It’s time to give up on America. I certainly have, and it’s kept me mentally and emotionally sane these past few days, no matter what the eventual outcome is (though clearly I am rooting for Biden).

Over the last five years, I found myself expending so much energy angry at what some dipshit in Alabama thought that I wasn’t looking in my own backyard. A backyard that is almost entirely Democrat. A backyard that epically mismanaged, racist, and corrupt.

I get it, the MAGA crowd is a bunch of assholes, and their politics are not only infuriating but are specifically attacks on our core beliefs about decency and humanity. It’s mentally and emotionally exhausting to see how filled with hate so many of our fellow Americans are. The point of this post is not in any way to let them off the hook for the hatred and heartlessness that drive their political beliefs. It’s simply giving up hope for them to ever change, and deciding to no longer waste our time trying to convince them to do so.

On the flip side, my boss at my first job had a saying: “When you point the finger, there are four more pointing back at you.” It’s something those of us who consider ourselves Democrats should seriously consider. Because not many greedy developers tearing apart Philly’s black communities to colonize neighborhoods are Republican. The reason some of our young people still don’t have access to wifi isn’t because of MAGA. The reason our schools are filled with asbestos has nothing to do with Donald Trump.

When COVID tore our world apart, I knew I’d go nuts if I didn’t try to to step up my level of activism. So I reached out to various community leaders to see if there was any small way I could help. That led to lots of Zoom meetings, to very frank discussions about race, about opportunity, about the future of Philadelphia. And after listening and soul searching (and trying to keep my own big mouth shut, to varying degrees of success), I came to the following conclusion: if we don’t transfer at least some of the energy we spend being angry about what some random dipshit on Facebook is screaming about “muh freedom” and instead direct it towards creating a better city for our citizens, then we’re wasting our fucking time. Even worse, we’re engaging in performative activism, wearing our “woke ideals” on our sleeves but not willing to put in any actual work.

This isn’t an accusation, and I’m not trying to sound preachy. I’ve done plenty of yelling into the void on twitter, and I’m sure to do plenty more. But I also realize that I need to expend more energy in the trenches. I realize that if we don’t change the way we look at the world (with more emphasis on Philly and less on America), we’re wasting valuable time.

And that time and energy needs to be utilized NOW. COVID is wiping our small businesses off the map. It’s making the gap between the haves and have nots larger than ever. It means more homeless, it means a spike in violent crime, it means an increase in mental health issues. The problems are massive for a city our size. And all the time we spend screaming into the void about the voters of Bedford County, with whom we’ll have essentially zero interaction with in our real lives, is time spent not focusing on our racist police union, our homeless, our 26% poverty rate…things that hundreds of thousands of people right here, in Philadelphia, our neighbors, are dealing with every day.

Look, America as a whole sucks. That became clear in 2016 and the exclamation point was just added on Tuesday. But Philadelphia doesn’t suck. It’s awesome. The people are amazing, there’s an energy here unlike anywhere else on earth, and if I learned anything since March it’s that there are a hell of a lot of AMAZING Philadelphians who are already putting in the real work to try to solve the problems facing our city. But they need help. This city has got a lot of freaking problems. Big problems. And We the People…not City Hall, not Joe Biden, not Comcast…need to step up our games to try to fix them. Therefore, no matter what the end result is of the election, I would encourage anyone reading this to resolve to spend more time in the next four years focusing on what’s happening in their own backyard, and less time worrying about what the MAGA crowd thinks about “muh freedom”. It’s time to give up on America, but it’s damn sure not time to give up on Philadelphia.

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