O’NEALS

1. Devon Sawa’s Butt 88**
2. Dorksided 88
3. This is Not a Bus 84
4. Same Name as Last Week 75
5. Standing Reputation 69

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 112
2. Hurtin Bombs 99
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 95
4. Ottoman Empire 80
5. Operation Mayhem 58

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Albuquerque Isotopes 95
2. Quiz On Your Face 90
3. The Jams 87
4. 1022 83
5. Guys at the Bar 82

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 101
2. The Unusual Suspects 92
3. Satan’s MInions 87
4. Keep On Scratchin 71
5. Cat Minus Dog 71

BARDS

1. Mary Poppins Carnage 111
2. Hurtin Bombs 104
3. L. Ron Hubbard’s diabetics 102
4. Transients 86
5. Rodney dangerfield is back to school 74
6. Fettucini Linguini Martini Bikini 74

**Won in Overtime on the question, “What is the population of Topeka?” They guessed 90,000, Dorksided guessed 300,000. The answer was 122,000.

O’NEALS

1. Dork Sided 100
2. Twiss 86
3. Sell Your Soul Train 85
4. Why is John’s Rum Gone 82
5. Savage Henry 81

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 116
2. Not Cho Peas 97
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 80
4. Our Quizzo Team Fell off the Wagoneer 76
5. Marcellus Wallace 66

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 98
2. Quiz on Your Face 92
3. 1022 88
4. Nattering Nabobs 58
5. Barstool Racers 55

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Unusual Suspects 102
2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 93
3. Satan’s Minions 93
4. Sagehens 86
5. Duane’s World 86

GOOD DOG

1. Good Dogs Go to Heaven 96
2. Eschaton 91
3. Nothin But Restless 74
4. SMRT 62
5. Phuck the Mets 61

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Fanta Baws 84
3. Sex Panther 80
4. Just the Tip 77
5. G20 75

O’NEALS

1. American Violet 97
2. Villanofun 90
3. Man-Bro Beeves 89
4. Going Broke 82
5. BigPinkChair.com 73

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 109
3. You’re what they call a practice girl 86
4. Jerome Where You Want To 79
5. The Freudian Penises, I mean, Slips 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. Lambda Lambda Lambda 103
3. Feels Like I’m Wearing Nothing at All! 98
4. Quiz On Your Face 78
5. The Bonks 76

BLACK SHEEP

1. Satan’s Minions 99
2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 98
3. The Unusual Suspects 90
4. Duane’s World 88
5. Stop the Bus and Let My Brother Jack Off 87

GOOD DOG

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 101
2. Cap’n Crunch & the Cereal Killers 83
3. Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner 65
4. Bruce 65
5. Where are my friends? 6

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 111*
2. Sofa Kingdom 111
3. Cleveland Steamers of Quizzo 78
4. Duke Can Suck It Adam 75
5. Philipino Mix Tape 70

*Won in overtime on the question, “When did Beethoven release Moonlight Sonata?” They guessed 1808, SK guessed 1825, and it was 1801.

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 113
2. The Jams 98
3. Magnus Ver Magnusson 88
4. Snouts In the Trough 82
5. Trivial Pursuiters 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. Satan’s Minions 110
2. What Up B***** 99
3. Duane’s World 97
4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 97
5. Catdog 95

GOOD DOG

1. Invincible Ignorance 94
2. Meta-Name 88
3. Sheriffs of Nottingham 81
4. Lord Chesterfield 71
5. Where’s My Friends 70

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 97
2. Firebird Sweet 84
3. Abuse of Discretion 80
4. Bards is my 2nd Favorite Bar 67
5. AIG 58

O’NEALS

1. Happy Mar10 Day 104
2. Hopplhead 90
3. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 88
4. How to Treat a Lady 88
5. Young Old and Restless 86

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 105
2. Chris Brown’s Greatest Hits 84
3. Bad Amish 83
4. You’re What They Call a ‘Practice Girl’ 67
5. That’s Why You’re Fat 63

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Quiz All Over Your Face 107
2. The Jams 98
3. 1022 90
4. PBR Pounders 84
5. Susan’s Peters 83

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 106
2. Satan’s Minions 99
3. Sofa Kingdom 98
4. Unusual Suspects 91
5. Catdog 87

BARDS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 110
2. Lacedarius O’Brickashaw 107
3. L. Ron Hubbard Diabetics 100
4. Hurtin Bombs 98
5. Orin Hatch Stimulus 93

O’NEALS

1. Savage Henry 101
2. Spare Placemat 100
3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 95
4. My Wife Can’t Wrestle But You Should See Her Box 80
5. Lost at Seahawks 78

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 108
2. Chip Chantry Said to Say Hi 68
3. AIG: And It’s Gone 66
4. Can’t Swim 55
5. Commie Homo Loving Son of a Gun 37

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 107
3. This is Not a Bus 100
4. 1022 98
5. Quiz on Your Face 86

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 112
2. Satan’s Minions 109
3. Catdog 93
4. Gridlock 81
5. Tim’s New Lap Dog 76

GOOD DOG

1. Eschaton 103
2. Get Confident, Stupid Peen 101
3. Fort Awesome 92
4. Spitzer’s Revenge 75
5. Silently Judging You 73

BARDS

1. Sofa Bombs 108
2. Lambda Lambda Lambda 99
3. It’s Sonja’s Birthday 95
4. Erik S. Is Not Married 82
5. Diego’s Red Rocket 73

O’NEALS

1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 106
2. What do I Gotta Show to Get Your Anal Beads 87
3. Tip Your Servers 87
4. MIchael Phelps? I’d Hit That 74
5. Three Amigos 64

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 103
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
3. Her Ass Is Haunted 99
4. 71% of Stats are Made Up 71
5. Party Like It’s 1997 70

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. The Jams 104
3. Trust Us We Know 98
4. Lamda 98
5. This Is Not a Bus 97

BLACK SHEEP

1. The 4th Estate 103
2. Satan’s Minions 103
3. Duane’s World 101
4. Catdog 97
5. River of Rocks 96

GOOD DOG

1. Eschaton 99
2. Fort Awesome 89
3. Barenaked Ladies Night at the Museum 83
4. You’ve Come a Long Way, Peter North 74
5. Shomer Shabbas 72

BARDS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 114
2. Hurtin kingdom 110
3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 95
4. When BJ Speaks, an Angel Gets Its Wings 82
5. Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em 81

O’NEALS

1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 101
2. Dorksided 90
3. Polar Bears with Bulimia 87
4. Sabor de Soledad 86
5. Swimmin w/ Bow Legged Women 83

BARDS

1. Police Athletic League 81
2. No B**** Questions 74
3. Just DU It 68
4. Icey Buffalo WIngs 65
5. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 56
6. Jane’s Medical Boards 56

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams* 99
2. My Mom Says I’m Cool 97
3. This is Not a Bus 87
4. Bounty Hunters 86
5. Quiz On Your Face 84

BLACK SHEEP

1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 105
2. Satan’s Kingdom 99
3. No Thrill w/o Bill 91
4. Samantha Brown, Buy Us a Round 81
5. Chimps on Xanax 80

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 101
2. Chimps Off the Old Block 99
3. Grabasstic Pieces 91
4. McNugget-Tini 87
5. Axis of Evil Knieval 81

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 109
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 99
3. Beltran Wants to Kill Cole’s Baby 91
4. Baby Squid 90
5. No Means Anal 88

*aka “Obviosuly A-Rod Wasn’t Taking Steroids in October”

O’NEALS

1. Savage Henry 86
2. Queerer than Snuggies 85
3. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 84
4. Cellphone in My Pocket 77
5. This Is Not a Bus 71

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 110
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 93
3. A-Rod Plays Small Ball 83
4. Money B**** 83
5. Slumdogs 80

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108**
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 108
3. Quiz All Over Your Face 89
4. 1022 89
5. My Mom Says I’m Cool 87

BLACK SHEEP

1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 105
2. Duane’s World 91
3. Random Encounter 85
4. No THrill w/o Bill 79
5. Catdog 77

GOOD DOG

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 112
2. Fort Awesome 109
3. Invincible Ignorance 91
4. Agnew’s Nabobs 78
5. The Underachievers 67

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 107
2. Eschaton 103
3. Beef With Broccoli 99
4. Has Been Kingdom 94
5. I Facebooked Your Mom 86

**Won in Double Overtime

O’NEALS

1. Assbags 88
2. Federal House Needs a Roommate 86
3. Team Names: Not our Forte 83
4. Trivial Pursuiters 83
5. This is Not a Bus 82

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 86
2. Show Minus One 72
3. Just the Tip 68
4. Western Omelette 61
5. The Handsomest Team 57

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 104**
2. Quiz On Your Face 97
3. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 84
4. The Champs 83
5. 1022 79

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sofa Kingdom 99
2. Duane’s World 97
3. Penn 15 Club 81
4. Quiet Resolve of Wendie Jo Sperber 79
5. Econsluts 77

GOOD DOG

1. 100 Yard Daschle 101
2. Nothin’ But Restless 75
3. Fort Awesome 73
4. Shomer Shabbas 67
5. The 4 Horsemen 56

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 97
2. Eschaton 91
3. Total Peanut Butter Recall 82
4. I Sold My Gold Medal For Pot 72
5. Magnum 65

**Fifth win in a row. Bounty Bowl on Wednesday.