Scoreboard, Brought to You By the Film I Think is Gonna Win Best Picture

O’NEALS

1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 101
2. Dorksided 90
3. Polar Bears with Bulimia 87
4. Sabor de Soledad 86
5. Swimmin w/ Bow Legged Women 83

BARDS

1. Police Athletic League 81
2. No B**** Questions 74
3. Just DU It 68
4. Icey Buffalo WIngs 65
5. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 56
6. Jane’s Medical Boards 56

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams* 99
2. My Mom Says I’m Cool 97
3. This is Not a Bus 87
4. Bounty Hunters 86
5. Quiz On Your Face 84

BLACK SHEEP

1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 105
2. Satan’s Kingdom 99
3. No Thrill w/o Bill 91
4. Samantha Brown, Buy Us a Round 81
5. Chimps on Xanax 80

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 101
2. Chimps Off the Old Block 99
3. Grabasstic Pieces 91
4. McNugget-Tini 87
5. Axis of Evil Knieval 81

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 109
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 99
3. Beltran Wants to Kill Cole’s Baby 91
4. Baby Squid 90
5. No Means Anal 88

*aka “Obviosuly A-Rod Wasn’t Taking Steroids in October”