Scoreboard, Brought to You By Birthday Boy Matt Stairs

O’NEALS

1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 106
2. What do I Gotta Show to Get Your Anal Beads 87
3. Tip Your Servers 87
4. MIchael Phelps? I’d Hit That 74
5. Three Amigos 64

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 103
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
3. Her Ass Is Haunted 99
4. 71% of Stats are Made Up 71
5. Party Like It’s 1997 70

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. The Jams 104
3. Trust Us We Know 98
4. Lamda 98
5. This Is Not a Bus 97

BLACK SHEEP

1. The 4th Estate 103
2. Satan’s Minions 103
3. Duane’s World 101
4. Catdog 97
5. River of Rocks 96

GOOD DOG

1. Eschaton 99
2. Fort Awesome 89
3. Barenaked Ladies Night at the Museum 83
4. You’ve Come a Long Way, Peter North 74
5. Shomer Shabbas 72

BARDS

1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 114
2. Hurtin kingdom 110
3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 95
4. When BJ Speaks, an Angel Gets Its Wings 82
5. Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em 81