Scoreboard, Brought to You by Birthday Boy Aaron Burr

O’NEALS

1. Assbags 88
2. Federal House Needs a Roommate 86
3. Team Names: Not our Forte 83
4. Trivial Pursuiters 83
5. This is Not a Bus 82

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 86
2. Show Minus One 72
3. Just the Tip 68
4. Western Omelette 61
5. The Handsomest Team 57

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 104**
2. Quiz On Your Face 97
3. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 84
4. The Champs 83
5. 1022 79

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sofa Kingdom 99
2. Duane’s World 97
3. Penn 15 Club 81
4. Quiet Resolve of Wendie Jo Sperber 79
5. Econsluts 77

GOOD DOG

1. 100 Yard Daschle 101
2. Nothin’ But Restless 75
3. Fort Awesome 73
4. Shomer Shabbas 67
5. The 4 Horsemen 56

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 97
2. Eschaton 91
3. Total Peanut Butter Recall 82
4. I Sold My Gold Medal For Pot 72
5. Magnum 65

**Fifth win in a row. Bounty Bowl on Wednesday.